The Assassinated Press

NRA’s plan to increase gun violence is a sound one.
The world is wasted on the rich. All the violent, fascist desires of the corporate aristocracy will be met under LaPierre’s plan.
Shit from a turd. Or I smell a phony. If the Koch brothers come to take his guns will Alex Jones stand his ground? Or why does he preach Jules Archer’s book The Plot to Seize the White House, but not practice it? Hmmm.

BATLICK ORNERY
The Assassinated Press
1/9/10

America’s support for the NRA’s plan to increase gun violence is at an all time high. But as Americans begin to understand their own history, they insist more and more that gun violence must be directed at the most virulent enemy of the American people --- the super rich-corporate aristocracy.

The NRA’s proposed plan is a good, sound plan as far as it goes. It will definitely increase gun violence as well as further enrich the gun industry and that means jobs.

Christ! It's exactly like the corporate aristocracy and Wall Street stage the mass killings to increase business.

Every red bloodied American, whether or not he or she has ever been bloodied red by a high velocity bullet, should stand shoulder to shoulder with the NRA to infuse our corporate aristocracy with billions of dollars even if it means thousands of our children must die.

Because that appears the only way the dull witted American public will have the necessary epiphany. Let the NRA exhaust all of their wacky ideas about guns in schools, guns in maternity wards, guns in bars, prosthetic guns, gun training for the blind, guns for prison inmates and sexually harassed women to stand their ground etc. etc. ad nauseam.

When ‘stand your ground’ means ‘in the ground.’

Oh, maybe not arm the ‘sexually harassed women.’ That wouldn’t leave any gun toting women- groping NRA members left. I mean it is ‘stand your ground,’ not ‘in the ground.’

Why not eliminate the people that have made America the banal, hypocritical, ignorant, violent, sad, whimpering ,twilight, ecodisaster, shithole that it is today? Why not kill the people who are killing you and your children --- the corporate aristocracy?

Your new Tories --- the corporate aristocracy.

For you NRA patriots hell bent on making this a better society through violence, below find a handy list of several hundred of the wealthiest corporate criminals Satan ever shot out of his anus and now residing in the US.

A · Greg B. Abbott · John Abele · S. Daniel Abraham · Sheldon Adelson · Robert Agostinelli · Guma Aguiar · Paul Allen · John Edward Anderson · Leonore Annenberg · Wallis Annenberg · Walter Annenberg · Philip Anschutz · Mary Anselmo · Barbara Cox Anthony · George Argyros · Micky Arison · Shari Arison · Ted Arison · Roland Arnall · John D. Arnold · John Arrillaga B · Louis Bacon · Thomas H. Bailey · Steve Ballmer · Thomas J. Barrack, Jr. · Ed Bass · Lee Bass · Robert Bass · Sid Bass · Frank Batten · Andrew Beal · Riley P. Bechtel · Stephen Bechtel, Jr. · Marc Benioff · Clayton Bennett · Carl Berg · Nicolas Berggruen · Jeff Bezos · Leon Black · Sara Blakely · Arthur Blank · Leonard Blavatnik · Michael Bloomberg · Neil Bluhm · Ernie Boch, Jr. · David Bonderman · Franklin Otis Booth, Jr. · Amar Bose · Donald Bren · Sergey Brin · Eli Broad · Edgar Bronfman, Jr. · Warren Buffett · Tory Burch · Ronald Burkle · Gary Burrell · Charles Butt C · John Calamos · James R. Cargill · Margaret Anne Cargill · Andrew Carnegie · Alan Casden · Steve Case · S. Truett Cathy · Anne Cox Chambers · Do Won Chang · Leon Charney C cont. · Steven A. Cohen · William E. Conway, Jr. · William Cook (entrepreneur) · Leon G. Cooperman · David C. Copley · James Coulter (financier) · Lester Crown · Mark Cuban D · Ray Dalio · Daniel A. D'Aniello · William Davidson · Barbara Davis · Jim Davis (business) · Marvin Davis · Robert Addison Day · Fred DeLuca · John Paul DeJoria · Michael Dell · Richard DeVos · Barry Diller · John Doerr · Charles Dolan · Ray Dolby · Stanley Druckenmiller · Glenn Dubin · Doris Duke · Dan Duncan E · Richard Egan (businessman) · Larry Ellison · Archie Aldis Emmerson · Jeffrey Epstein · Charlie Ergen · Thomas Mellon Evans F · Philip Falcone · Chuck Feeney · Steve Feinberg · Frank Fertitta III · Lorenzo Fertitta · Tilman J. Fertitta · David Filo · Donald Fisher · Kenneth Fisher · Thomas Flatley · J. Christopher Flowers · Jim France · Sidney Frank · Thomas H. Friedkin · Thomas F. Frist, Jr. G · Bill Gates · User:Jovie Fronda/sandbox · Edward Gaylord · David Geffen · Gordon Getty · J. Paul Getty · George N. Gillett, Jr. · Malcolm Glazer · Tom Golisano · James Goodnight · Alec Gores · Tom Gores · Noam Gottesman · David Gottesman · Chryss Goulandris · David Green (entrepreneur) · Pincus Green · Jeff Greene · Kenneth C. Griffin G cont. · Bill Gross H · Bruce Halle · Harold Hamm · Marguerite Harbert · John M. Harbert · Sidney Harman · Timothy Headington · Phoebe Hearst Cooke · George Randolph Hearst III · George Randolph Hearst, Jr. · Harry Helmsley · Leona Helmsley · Diane Hendricks · Ken Hendricks · John W. Henry · Jeffrey Hildebrand · Larry Hillblom · Barron Hilton · Robert Holding · Amos Hostetter, Jr. · Howard Marks (investor) · Ming Hsieh · B. Wayne Hughes · Howard Hughes · Wayne Huizenga · Ray Lee Hunt · Jon Huntsman, Sr. · Barbara Hutton I · Carl Icahn · E. Bronson Ingram II · Martha Rivers Ingram J · Jess Stonestreet Jackson, Jr. · Jeremy Jacobs · Michael Jaharis · Naveen Jain · Joe Jamail · James Jannard · Steve Jobs · Abigail Johnson · Barbara Piasecka Johnson · Charles Bartlett Johnson · Edward Johnson, III · Robert L. Johnson · Rupert Johnson, Jr. · Samuel Curtis Johnson, Jr. · Jerry Jones · Paul Tudor Jones · Joshua Harris (businessman) K · George Kaiser · Min Kao · Bruce Karsh · Brad M. Kelley · Peter Kellogg · James C. Kennedy · Kirk Kerkorian · Shahid Khan · Vinod Khosla · James Kim (American businessman) · Sidney Kimmel · Richard Kinder · Randal J. Kirk · John Kluge · Phil Knight · Bill Koch (businessman) · Charles G. Koch · David H. Koch · Frederick R. Koch · William Koch K · Jerome Kohlberg, Jr. · Herbert Kohler, Jr. · Bruce Kovner · Robert Kraft · Michael Krasny (businessman) · Henry Kravis · John Krehbiel, Jr. · Ann Walton Kroenke · Stan Kroenke L · Edward Lampert · Isaac Larian · Leonard Lauder · Ronald Lauder · Ralph Lauren · Thomas H. Lee · Richard LeFrak · Fred A. Lennon · Al Lerner · Leon Levy · Peter B. Lewis · Rodney Lewis · Edward Linde · George Lindemann · Carl Lindner, Jr. · Leonard Litwin · Daniel S. Loeb · Gérard Louis-Dreyfus · George Lucas · Daniel K. Ludwig · Jeffrey Lurie M · Gary Magness · George J. Maloof, Jr. · Stephen Mandel (hedge fund manager) · Alfred E. Mann · Joe Mansueto · Bernard Marcus · Roger Marino · Donald Marron · Forrest Mars, Jr. · Jacqueline Mars · John Franklyn Mars · Manny Mashouf · Craig McCaw · Aubrey McClendon · Patrick Joseph McGovern · Bob McNair · C. Edward McVaney · Frederik Meijer · John Menard, Jr. · Michael Milken · Robert Warren Miller · Howard Milstein · Paul Milstein · George P. Mitchell · William Moncrief · Gordon Moore · Jim Moran (automotive) · William Morean · Arte Moreno · John Morgridge · Manuel Moroun · Dustin Moskovitz · Charlie Munger · Rupert Murdoch · David H. Murdock · Elon Musk N · Marshall Naify N cont. · Gabe Newell · Donald Newhouse · Samuel Irving Newhouse, Jr. · Samuel Irving Newhouse, Sr. · Henry Nicholas · Larry Nichols O · Daniel Och · Pierre Omidyar · Bernard Osher P · David Packard · Larry Page · Max Palevsky · Sean Parker · John Paulson · Nelson Peltz · Ronald Perelman · Jerry Perenchio · Jorge M. Pérez · Ross Perot · Thomas Peterffy · Peter George Peterson · T. Boone Pickens · Barbara Picower · Jeffry Picower · Mark Pincus · Carl Pohlad · Laurene Powell Jobs · Michael F. Price · Gary Primm · Pritzker family · Anthony Pritzker · Daniel Pritzker · J.B. Pritzker · Jay Pritzker · Linda Pritzker · Matthew Pritzker · Nicholas J. Pritzker · Penny Pritzker · Robert Pritzker · Thomas Pritzker R · Richard Rainwater · Raj Rajaratnam · Mitchell Rales · Steven M. Rales · Sumner Redstone · Trevor Rees-Jones · Ira Rennert · J. Christopher Reyes · Marc Rich · Sid W. Richardson · George R. Roberts · Julian Robertson · Arthur Rock · David Rockefeller · John D. Rockefeller · Edward P. Roski · Stephen M. Ross · Wilbur Ross · Robert Rowling · David Rubenstein · Phil Ruffin S · Haim Saban · John Sall · Henry Samueli · Herbert Sandler · Marion Sandler · David I Saperstein S cont. · Tamir Sapir · Harry Sargeant III · Fayez Sarofim · Eduardo Saverin · Richard Mellon Scaife · Dwight Schar · Eric Schmidt · Howard Schultz · Richard M. Schulze · Lynn Schusterman · Charles R. Schwab · Stephen A. Schwarzman · David E. Shaw · Shi Youzhen · T. Russell Shields · Walter Shorenstein · Thomas Siebel · Larry Silverstein · Harold Simmons · Herbert Simon (real estate) · Norton Simon · James Harris Simons · Charles Simonyi · J. R. Simplot · Paul Singer (businessman) · Frederick W. Smith · Daniel Snyder · John A. Sobrato · Sheldon Solow · Patrick Soon-Shiong · James LeVoy Sorenson · George Soros · Clemmie Spangler · Alex Spanos · John Sperling · Peter Sperling · Steven Spielberg · John W. Stanton · George Steinbrenner · Jackson T. Stephens · Warren Stephens · Leonard N. Stern · Jon Stryker · Pat Stryker · Henry Swieca T · A. Alfred Taubman · Glen Taylor · Jack C. Taylor · David Tepper · Peter Thiel · James S. Tisch · Joan Tisch · Jonathan Tisch · Laurence Tisch · Kenny Troutt · Donald Trump · Gerald Tsai · John Tu U · Steven F. Udvar-Házy · Hamdi Ulukaya V · Jay Van Andel · Hope Hill Van Beuren · Alberto Vilar W · Romesh Wadhwani · Ted Waitt · Walton family W · Alice Walton · Christy Walton · Jim Walton · S. Robson Walton · Sam Walton · Roger Wang · Tom L. Ward · Travis Ward · Ty Warner · Kelcy Warren W cont. · Dennis Washington · Bruce Wasserstein · Les Wexner · Dean White · Meg Whitman · Arthur L. Williams, Jr. · Oprah Winfrey · Chin-Cheng Wu · Steve Wynn Y · Jerry Yang (entrepreneur) Z · Sam Zell · Daniel M. Ziff · Dirk Edward Ziff · Robert D. Ziff · Kelly Zong · Anita Zucker · Jerry Zucker (businessman) · Mark Zuckerberg · Mortimer Zuckerman


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