Bush: “Use of Steroids Has 'Sullied' Baseball.

The Assassinated Press
Bush: “Use of Steroids Has 'Sullied' Baseball. Use of Drugs Has Sullied Rock and Roll. Use of Lying and Violence Has Not Sullied the Rich.”
Christian Rock Is Exception; Drugs Make Delusion Seem More Palatable.
By IMA STOOGEY
Assassinated Press Staff Writer
December 15, 2007
Fist Puppet President Bush was told to say yesterday that lying and unprovoked attacks on other countries have "sullied" politicians though not their rich kleptocratic handlers and cautioned citizens “not to jump to conclusions and get out the rope and hang” individual politicians and appointees identified as abusers by the murderous events of the last few years.
Speaking for the first time about his administration’s long litany of lies used to launch a brutal war for oil in Iraq, Bush was told to say he was troubled by the allegations of lying and urged the American people not to take the facts seriously. “You remember what the Great Fabricator, Ronald Reagan said,” Bush told reporters. “Facts are stupid things.”
"My hope is that this part of history can be put behind us," Bush told reporters in the Rose Garden. "I understand the impact that professional political liars can have on our nation's youth. They can die or be permanently maimed by them. So what. I just urge . . . those in the public spotlight, particularly colleagues, to understand that when they lie like a cab driver being water boarded, they're sending the appropriate signal to the World’s young—kill the American kleptocrats."
As a former governor of Texas and former owner of the Texas Rangers thus a big proponent of lying, Bush has appeared especially troubled by reports of even Americans sorting out the shit his administration has pulled which has identified virtually everyone in the current administration as a bald faced lying, fabricating cocksucker.
The media, like the Washington Post a big proponent of the Iraq War as well as supporter of the lies and canards leading up to the war as well as the torrent of bullshit that has followed since, has shed a few crocodile tears for the health of the players and the youth of America even as they are still being lead to slaughter in foreign adventurers all over the fucking planet. No one speaks of fining or jailing baseball’s owner’s any more than they support the jailing of this lying cesspool of an administration. Players reputations have been sullied by the kind of hearsay testimony that plea bargaining get’s you, plea bargaining being the carrot part of torture while the stick is reserved for Iraqi cab drivers and brick layers. Of course, you can’t destroy the reputations of the baseball owners’ anymore that you can destroy the reputation of a politician or a reporter or columnist. Going in every one understands that they’re all a bunch lying fucks .
One simple minded shit at the Post, Tom Boswell, actually wrote "This is baseball's own officially commissioned history of it's MOST TAINTED PERIOD (caps mine)." "Most tainted period"!? May the ghost of Josh Gibson come back and rip the entrails from Boswell's still smoking corpse! What more evidence does anyone need of the Post's vicious racism than the fact that such an egregious piece of historical gerrymandering was not edited out and Boswell sent packing? But apparently 6 decades of the gentlemen's agreement among baseball owners to bar African Americans from the major leagues doesn't resonate with the Washington Post.
His aides have been peppered with questions from reporters, especially in light of comments from former White House aid Ari Fleischer that Bush must have known of such abuse as the outing of Valerie Plame by members of his inner circle like Karl Rove and Dick Cheney. White House press secretary Dana Perino lied just this week that Bush did not recall being aware of any ting from 1973 on.
Yesterday, another Bush spokesliar, Scott Stanzel, said the president was "fully aware of what the facts state" and “he totally rejects the facts.” "He watches baseball quite a bit, so the veracity of his administration is not an issue that's of interest to him," he said.
Stanzel indicated Bush believes God ought to police politicians on the truthfulness issue.
"The president believes it's best . . . for God to take up these issues if he’s unhappy," he said. "Obviously, we have laws on the books about lying and perjury and such things. However, it's probably best that God take up this challenge on himself, and I’ve seen no indication at all that God is unhappy with the state of affairs exactly the way they are right now.”

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