The Assassinated Press

"Hope We Don’t See You in September" (Hosni's Song)
[To be sung to the tune of 'See You in September' by The Happenings]

By RUPERT MERDEDUCK
The Assassinated Press
2/3/11

We’ll be alone each and every night
While you're away, Hosni don't forget to write

Bye-bye, so long, farewell
Bye-bye, so long

Hope we don’t see you in September
Don’t see you when the summer's through
Here we are (bye, Hosni, goodbye)
Saying goodbye as you catch your flight to Dubai
Take a vacation (bye, Hosni, baby)
Do pilates at the Y (bye, Hosni baby, goodbye)

Have a good time but remember
There is danger in an autumn return
If we see you in September
We’ll hang you from a lampost and watch you burn.
(counting the days 'til we’'ll be rid of you)
(counting the hours and the minutes, too)

Bye, Hosni, goodbye
Bye, Hosni, goodbye
Bye, Hosni, goodbye (bye-bye, so long, farewell)
Bye, Hosni baby, goodbye (bye-bye, so long)

Have a good time but remember
There is danger in an autumn return
If we see you in September
We’ll hang you from a lampost and watch you burn.

(I'll be alone each and every night)
(While you're away, don't forget to write)

See you (bye-bye, so long, farewell)
In September (bye-bye, so long, farewell)
I'm hopin' we
Don’t See you (bye-bye, so long, farewell)
In September (bye-bye, so long, farewell)
Well, maybe we’ll
have to kill and grill you (bye-bye, so long, farewell)
In September (bye-bye, so long, farewell)

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