So with the new torture photos, you get this enlisted schmekel sitting on the lap of an Iraqi prisoner the way little schoolgirl Sally Sue sat on your lap in the 6th grade and gave you your first lap dance. The marine, apparently like so many of his comrades, is so sexually at home with torture he's tryin' to force an Iraqi prisoner's erection up through his khakis into his Spec 2 crackie. Muslims have been astonished by the level of sexual repression manifest by American troops and the Americans obliviousness to this repression only adds to the spooky pathology that is captured so vividly in the torture photos.
The Assassinated Press


Sermonizing: Media That's Too Head-Up-Its-Ass Cowardly To Report That War In Iraq Is For Oil Wants To Sermonize To The Public On Steroids In Sports:
Steroid Use Among Iraqi Insurgents Growing, Giving Them An Unfair Advantage:
Family Values: On-Line Family Photo Album Shows More Iraq Prison Torture---"Oh Look.. Little Billy Is Placing His 220 Pound Ass Where The Prisoner's Dick Is. Ain't That Cute, Momma?"

By ARNIE PALUCCI
The Assassinated Press
Dec. 6, 2004

Positron, TX---Now, let's see if we've got this straight. The major media that can't even find the integrity to report the truth behind the invasion and subsequent butchery in Iraq wants to lecture the American public on steroid use in sports and hector those that deny its significance.

Never mind the racist component which is always at the fore with the corporate media, we have to sit there and listen or read about what unethical fools we are if we don't want to take Barry Bonds to task while blood flows in the streets of Iraq so that a small cabal of kleptocrats can enrich themselves while these self-same media evangelists say and do nothing.

Fuck the simple priorities issues which is grotesque enough on the face of it. Why do the cocksuckers in the media think they have any street cred at all? After this latest enormity in Iraq what decent human being wouldn't despise the media as much as the murderers they help protect. The only thing they've got is the forum. Its important to never credit the forum, that is celebrity. When a forum is empty it leaves an echo. It's their own echo the media now hears and their contempt grows for the vox populi as the people seem only capable of parroting their own echo back to them.

Courtland Milloy in his liberal breast beating this A.M. in the Washington Post says "...[I]f we really want to support the troops, make their [donated frequent flier] air-line tickets one way and bring 'em all home alive." Well, fuck that. Why should peace and justice loving folks, true Americans, want to have that gaggle of violent morons who don't have the backbone to rise up against a bunch of kleptocratic stooges like Cheney and Rumsfeld who sent them to murder people to steal their oil back amongst them? Violent cowards in denial. No thanks. Sounds like evangelicals. Send them T-shirts and gum and leave 'em in the desert.

Milloy pisses and moans about all of the basics that the Army is requesting for the troops after billions of dollars have been fed into the military maw. Well, why the fuck is that? Its because all of the private outsourcing companies while running million dollar adds are not fulfilling their contractual obligations and stealing all of you dumb cocksuckers money. And who were the architects of this new level of military outsourcing. Well, shithead, Don Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney are the architects. You don't think they're in on the heist? You don't think those motherfuckers who are ready to steal Iraq blind on the pretext of a series of bald faced lies would hesitate for a nano-second to steal from a bunch of dumb shits like the American public. Well then, hold still while I change your diaper.

And unfortunately, the media can wait the lies out. Unfortunately the media can revise and distort its role in all of this wanton murder. Unfortunately, the media can influence the tiny little conflicted minds of most Americans. A graphic example of the deep commitment to reflective and ethical behavior on the part of the average American is the way the recent set of torture photos of Iraq prisoners turned up---in an online family photo album.

So with the new torture photos, you get this enlisted schmekel sitting on the lap of an Iraqi prisoner the way little schoolgirl Sally Sue sat on your lap in the 6th grade and gave you your first lap dance. The marine, apparently like so many of his comrades, is so sexually at home with torture he's tryin' to force an Iraqi prisoner's erection up through his khakis into his Spec 2 crackie. Muslims have been astonished by the level of sexual repression manifest by American troops and the Americans obliviousness to this repression only adds to the spooky pathology that is captured so vividly in the torture photos.

The internetted photos are the perfect conflation of technology, family values and depravity. The message is 'you can only entertain a notion like 'family values' if, like us you are so depraved you are not aware of when you are being depraved'. You have to have something missing, but as an evangelical I couldn't begin to care what that problem might be. Add the Internet or television and religion become pure pornography.

Take for instance the notion of the 'Rapture'. In this epistemology, you have a bunch of fat Christian American fucks who are consuming the world's resources at enormous rates in turn predicting the end of the world which ironically they are facilitating by their vulgar habits. But that connection is never made. This is the point at which it becomes pornographic.

No, these moralists are too self-serving and self-absorbed like Christ presumably. In fact, the end of the world is given as a rationale for excessive consumption because you might as well use it up because soon you and Pastor Shitface are going to be taken up. Being exactly the opposite of Christ and willfully destroying God's creation is not a sin. No, Christ the glutton will have her/his fat ass taken up into heaven while the result of her/his gluttony leaves non-believers with no clean water and no air to breath, left to die because they didn't have the foresight to see that Christ was a pig-faced moron who was only looking out for number one like the average evangelical fartknocker. In other words, the Christ in the gospels was just foolin'. Or as Billy Graham might say, "Christ was a canard, so's I could pick your pockets."

Well, the world would utterly rejoice if the Rapture were real and not a just another delusion of overstuffed Christians with a death wish. Fuck, a good Rapture would clear the planet of much of its worthless human detritus and possibly go a long way to saving it. Maybe if you fuckin' evangelicals can pray some of that adipose off, God will take you sorry fuckin' fat bags up early. Then the rest of us will have a big party and then get down to the business of hanging the current regime in Washington including the media. You can take the Commander In Chimp with you but only after we've had his carcass stuffed.

And what's with this Evangelical death wish dimension to the Rapture accentuated by the fact that evangelicals are so astonishingly materialistic. No. You fat fuck evangelical Americans have never been the victims of holocausts, of mass government created famine and pogroms. You've been the deliverers of such evils. You've been the Nazis, the slaughterers of Native Americans, the slave owners, the protectors of corvee labor, the exploiters of the planet, the invaders of everywhere including Vietnam and now Iraq.

And what about the materialism?. No, you can't take it with you, but conveniently its duplicated in heaven if you need it. God caters to those who consume.

Now, you want to be the victim. You want to die. Give up all your porn, pills, sentiment, adultery, bigotry---every evil, every sin that makes you a good Christian. See nigger---I'm a victim. See gook---I'm a victim. See raghead---I'm a victim. Anything to avoid an apology. Anything to avoid actually being a Christian. That's why the evangelical version of victimhood or martyrdom is couched as reward for the fantastic little or nothing they've done to resemble Christ while abolishing themselves of all the ruthlessly sinful actions which continue right up until the moment of 'Rapture'.

But it's a death wish none the less. And if we thought it had any basis in reality, we'd fall down on our knees and pray 24/7 that God scrub clean the earth of all you worthless little evangelical shits and bring us some measure of peace that we so richly deserve.

But if evangelicals have no cred with people whose brain pans are not simply empty caverns with Satan's farts echoing in them sounding like the word of God, the corporate media has even less credibility. Oh, if only the media had its own 'Rapture', wouldn't the thinking world try to hustle that along.

The media that did nothing as the steroid of racial bigotry allowed hundreds if not thousands of mediocre white ballplayers to play in the Major Leagues while doing little or nothing about the twisted and useless legacy of the stats this would leave. Fuck, baseball stats should wear a tangle of asterisks like a crown of thorns and what do we get---a string of Ken Burns Christmas lights.

The same media that was bought for a pittance by the Mellons, the Duponts, the Fords et al to promote the racial policies of Mussolini, Franco and Hitler much as they do today with the progeny of those kleptocrats, longstanding imperial fascists and their fungible ethnographies of hate.

Fuck the media as it sits on its hands and lies about the imperial theft going on right before its eyes. When will the motherfuckers catch up with the facts? When its convenient for their bank accounts.

If the media wants some street cred, when they go to a White House press conference, they should club Scott McLellan like the baby seal he resembles. They should appear with the head of Don Rumsfeld jammed on a mike stand, his blood smeared on blouses and shirts and Dickie Myers bloated, lyin' ass defiles in the background.

They should put Rove's chimp and Karl out into the international public square and let the mob slowly gather to effect justice.

And they should wait. Wait until Cheney has an 'episode', garotte his private physician and then refuse him at every hospital emergency room until he senses what its like to live and die under the suzerainty of his class. Until he understands for a moment what its like to be Christ, not some muppet with ambition or some evangelical murderer fantasizing self-salvation from his own sins.

But the media must be 'objective' which means expressive of 3 variables at most at any given time, of which two are murdered off because they are undercapitalized, leaving one, which because it adheres to every false, self-serving assumption journalists have ever embraced, is declared a 'universal.'


home