The Assassinated Press

Republican House Members and Gov. Scott Walker Appear at Committee Meeting with David Koch’s Cock in Their Mouths

KOCH CHOKE
The Assassinated Press
4/15/11

Below find a partial transcript of the meeting of U.S. House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform.

Introductory remarks by Chairman Darrell Issa: ‘SLURP.GURGLE.OMPF.UNKBLAH.SMURKLE.SCHLURP.”

Rep. Jim Sensenbrenner introduced Scott Wlaker a a: “GURBLE. CHOAK.SHLOOPP.SHILOOP. GAG.GOOAH.”

Scott Walker “BLEEAAAH.SHLUMMY.SHLUM.SHLUM.OOMPH.GURGLE.SHLURP.”

Rep. Jon Kyle asked the Governor Walker: “SMOOKFGH. SUCK.SUCK.SMURGLE.SUCK.GACK. SLURP.”

David’s Koch’s Meat Lolly set the tone and dominated the discourse.


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