US, CIA Plan to Blow </TOTLE> </HEAD> <BODY> <BLOCKQUOTE><BLOCKQUOTE> <P> <B><I><FONT FACE="ARIAL" SIZE="8" COLOR="RED"> The Assassinated Press </FONT></I></B> <P> <FONT FACE="ARIAL" SIZE="4" COLOR="BLACK"> US, CIA Plan to Blow Up Aristide’s Plane Exposed<BR> CIA Tapped The Cuban American National Foundation to do the Wetwork </FONT> <P> <FONT FACE="ARIAL" SIZE="3" COLOR="BLACK"> JAMES JAYSUS D'ANGLETONGUE<BR> The Assassinated Press<BR> 3/16/11<P> “Awe fuck, c’mon,” decried White House Chief of Staff Bill Dailey. “Kill Aristide and his lovely wife and children? It’s just a contingency. Fuck! Over at Spooksville they even have a dozen contingencies to kill Obama. We’re even thinking of knocking off one of Charlie Sheen’s goddesses to keep the Great American Bald Lemming distracted while the rich go about looting the country."<P> <B>Eloquence to Spare</B><P> “Fuck, I used to be at J.P. Morgan and Chase. We got up in the morning hoping some asshole activists would resist some greedy scam we had going so we’d have to have them killed . Fuck! We’d go ‘Sorry kid. We fuckin’ threw mommy and daddy out of work today. Guess you’ll have to join my imperialist army if you fuckin’ want to fuckin’ eat, asshole.” <P> John ‘Butterbars’ Bennett head of the CIA’s National Clandestine Services had no comment. However, one asked if there was any truth to whether the Cuban American National Foundation had indeed been hired to do the hit, “The CIA uses reliable and experienced professionals whenever it outsources a task deemed central to our National Security and our god given right to boost everything on the planet.”<P> When pressed about the importance of Haiti and US security interests in the region, Bennett replied, “We, that is US elites, have never felt that a truly independent and free Haiti best served the interests of the US kleptocracy. Aristide is a barrier to the smooth transfer of wealth from the poorer darker countries of the Caribbean and South America to the white utopia of the United States.”<P> <B>Semantic Cess Pool</B><P> “There is no plot. There is a contingency. Actually several contingencies. There exists a distinct difference between the two. A plot is a plan. A contingency is a plan which may or may not become a plot. Get It?”<P> <B>Black on Black Violence</B><P> Obama is no stranger in the use of force and violence against black people. He invaded Congo minutes after being sworn in as President and has increases covert low intensity warfare all across Africa especially in Sudan, Zimbabwe and Somalia. <P> Right here in America he has raised taxes for the preponderance of black taxpayers.<P> I asked several people in the streets of Port eau Prince if they thought that the US was plotting to shoot down Aristide’s plane.<P> Stenio Lescot said, “I’d be surprised if they didn’t try to blow it up or shoot it down. That’s just the way the US rolls. I think Uncle Slimey has made it quite clear by now removing Aristide from the Prsidency twice that they aren’t going to let his ass set foot on Haiti.”<P> Jean-Claude Vincent added, “The US has been killing Haitians for 200 plus years. What do they care about killing another darkie and his family? Killing is second nature to the US. That’s their main fuckin’ export.”<P> “What’s one more dead nigger to the US kleptocracy?” a man who identified himself as Rene Cedras chimed in. <P> <BR> <P> </FONT> <FONT FACE="ARIAL" SIZE="8"> <A HREF="index.html"> home</A> </FONT> </BLOCKQUOTE></BLOCKQUOTE> </BODY> </HTML>