The Assassinated Press

Hillary Clinton Says “You’re Either on the Side of our Very Recent Ally Qadhafi or You’re on the Side of Big Oil, Wall Street, the Arms Makers and Their Stooges like Me in Washington.”
Clinton Adds, “Fuck the people of Libya. The opposition we now support and intend to fuck over is just a bunch of jihadist terrorists. And fuck little brown people all over the world for that matter. We’re so brutish and ignorant that we’ll bomb the shit out of ya and we not certain how to spell or pronounce your fuckin’ name --- Gaddafi, Ghadafi, Qadafhi, Qaddafi, Kadafi, Quadaffi, Quadafi, Kaddafi, Khadafi, Khadafy, Gadaffi, Qadhafi, Quadafi, Quadaffi, Quadhafi. etc. etc ad nauseam.”

By HUNKLEY BRUNKLEY
The Assassainted Press
6/24/11

Are you with the military industrial complex, big oil, Wall Street and sold out shits in Washington, or with the our up-until-we-saw-a-chance-to-steal-Libya’s-oil friend and ally, Muammar Qadhafi whose had the misfortune of running afoul of the CIA’s Middle Eastern destabilization program?

That's the White House formulation that infatuated liberals, Democrats, Republicans, conservatives, fascists and kleptocrats alike from 2001-2008, and it's the formulation being used right now by the administration that neo-liberals and Democrats elected to perfect as their own version of violent world hegemony. Here's Secretary State Hillary Clinton at a press conference in Jamaica:

QUESTION: [...] We've entered a situation in Libya that looks increasingly quagmire-like. And it's starting to create a political headache for the Administration with Republican leaders arguing that the actions were inappropriate in the sense that they circumvented congressional approval for them. What is the – your vision for the endgame, a medium-term plan for U.S. involvement in Libya? And what do you make of House Speaker Boehner's remarks?

SECRETARY CLINTON: [...] I have to take issue with your underlying premise. I think that there is very clear progress being made in the manipulating the opposition, the Transitional National Council, the military efforts on the ground. I don't think there's any doubt in anyone's mind that Qadhafi and the people around him have their backs against the wall and the oil will soon be ours. The kind of support that our threats and frankly actions over the past 75 years we see forthcoming from the other ragheads we have leaned on or materially aided in the murder their dissenters at the recent Libyan Contact Group meeting in Abu Dhabi was very heartening. Money is flowing, other support is available. And we have had the added joy of killing thousands of people to drive our position home --- with a fuckin’ full tank I might add albeit that tank costs $82.00.

So I know we live in a hyper-disinformation-centric world right now, and March seems like it's a decade ago, but by my calendar, it's only months. And in those months, we have seen an international coalition come together unprecedented between not only NATO, but Arab nations, the Arab League, and the United Nations, anyfuckingone who wants a piece of Libya or Syria or Sudan or Somalia or Egypt or Tunisia for that matter.

Clinton Adds, “Fuck the people of Libya. The opposition we now support and intend to fuck over is just a bunch of jihadist terrorists. Oh, sure they'll kill Americans out of righteous vengenace so I suppose what I'm saying is fuck Americans too.

And for that matter, fuck little brown people all over the world. We’re so brutish and ignorant that we’ll bomb the shit out of ya and we not certain how to spell or pronounce your fuckin’ name --- Gaddafi, Ghadafi, Qadafhi, Qaddafi, Kadafi, Quadaffi, Quadafi, Kaddafi, Khadafi, Khadafy, Gadaffi, Qadhafi, Quadafi, Quadaffi, Quadhafi. etc. etc ad nauseam.”

US: Number One in Sociopaths

This is something anyone could have predicted. People wil defend their homeland against outside pricks or should I say cunts like us. It is a very strong signal as to what the world expects to have happen. And why us assholes here in the US haven’t seen the writing on the wall shows what greedy, mindless sociopaths we are. I say with all respect that the Congress is certainly free to raise any questions or objections, and I'm sure I will hear that tomorrow when I testify. But I know deep down they want the fuckin’ oil and money as much as Obama and I do.

But the bottom line is, whose side are you on? You’re either on the side of our very recent ally Qadhafi or you’re on the side of big oil, Wall Street, the arms makers and their stooges like me in Washington.”

For the Obama Administration, the answer to that question is very easy.

From ‘God Bless America (Pat MacDonald Must Die)’ by James McMurtry

That thing don't run on french fry grease
That thing don't run on love and peace
Takes gasoline to make that thing go
Now bring your hands up nice and slow

(CHORUS)
Take us to the land of milk and honey
Sing and dance all night long
What you gonna do with all that money
What you gonna do when the money's all gone


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