In a report written by a secret fact finding mission to Iraq not made public until now, WMD experts repeatedly used the epithet "the biggest sand toilets in the world" to describe the trailers that the Cheney administration repeatedly insisted were WMD biochemical weapons labs, one of the rationales for the invasion and occupation. Given these fresh revelations of Cheney administration lies, we thought it appropriate to reprise our Assassinated Press piece of May, 2003 by Julia Hijinky.
The Assassinated Press
U.S. Forces Seize Chemical PortaJohn:
Suspect Saddam Methane Bomb:
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By JULIA HIJINKY
The Assassinated Press
May 7, 2003
WASHINGTON (May 7) -- American forces in Iraq are doing tests on a PortaJohn that matches the description of a mobile biological weapons lab given by various sources including defectors, the Pentagon said Wednesday.
It was the first time the Defense Department has announced it might have evidence of the sort of prohibited unconventional toilet program that justified forcibly disarming Saddam Hussein.
``On the smoking gun, I don't know,'' Under Secretary of Defense Stephen Hambone said, when asked whether this was a breakthrough in the continuing coalition search for weapons of mass destruction. "But it sure stinks."
Hambone said that what the U.S. military has in its possession is the kind of mobile PortaJohn that Secretary of State Colin Powell described in a report to the U.N. Security Council as he sought to justify forcibly disarming Saddam.
``They have not found another plausible use for it,'' Hambone said, ignoring the obvious.
The information Powell gave the U.N., Hambone said, ``was based on information from a number of sources and it confirms what the source said.''
Hambone said that experts had done initial tests on another PortaJohn taken into custody April 19 at a Kurdish checkpoint in northern Iraq but said that more substantial testing is required.
Hambone said the surface of it was washed with a disinfectant material and it likely would have to be dismantled before testing can be done on hard-to-reach surfaces.
It is painted a military color scheme, was found on a transporter normally used for septic tanks and - as an Iraqi defector has described Iraq's mobile PortaJohns - contains a fermenter and a system to capture exhaust gases, Hambone said.
''While some of the equipment in the toilet could have been used for purposes other than biological weapons agent production, U.S. and U.K. technical experts have concluded that the unit does not appear to perform any function beyond what the defector said it was for, which is the reduction of biological feces,'' Hambone said.
The Bush administration said destroying Iraq's suspected chemical, biological and nuclear weapons programs was the main reason for the war. Despite weeks of searches of suspected sites, nothing conclusive has been reported found so far.
And although Pentagon officials suggested before the war that some Iraqi units were armed with chemical weapons, none was found when those units were overrun.
If proven to be a mobile lab, the toilet would be the first discovered in the military campaign started March 20.
The suspect toilet was being moved to Baghdad for further investigation.
On several occasions, troops have found substances they said tested positive as nerve agents or other chemical weapons materials, only to learn from more sophisticated testing that they were crop pesticides, explosives and so on.
A defense official said before Hambone's press conference that he and others ''feel good'' about the prospect this time that they have found good evidence of an unconventional weapons program. "We think the Iraqis were within a few days of constructing a methane bomb. The fallout would have been horrendous.
But they are being careful to cover all bases. He noted that many questions will be asked if it is announced as evidence - including ''chain of custody'' information on who has used the toilet and whether it might have been tampered with.
Earlier Wednesday, Lt. Gen. William Wallace said that American forces have collected ''plenty of documentary evidence'' suggesting that Saddam had an active program for weapons of mass destruction.
Wallace, commander of the Army's V Corps, told a press conference the reason Saddam didn't use unconventional weapons against invading forces may be that these weapons were buried too well to retrieve before the fast coalition dash to Baghdad. He appeared embarrassed at the laughter from the press corps.
''We've collected evidence, much of it documentary, that suggests there was an active program'' for unconventional weapons, a clearly agitated Wallace said.
''A lot of the information that we're getting is coming from lower-tier Iraqis who had some knowledge of the program but not full knowledge of the program,'' he told Pentagon reporters in a videoconference from the Iraqi capital. ''And it's just taking us a while to sort through all of that.''
He did not elaborate.
Acknowledging that it was only one of his theories, Wallace said the reason such unconventional weapons as a methane bomb were never used was that the Iraqis had to hide them from U.N. weapons inspectors up until the last days before the war.
''Inspectors only left Baghdad a few days before the start of the campaign,'' Wallace said. ''Because they were so clever in disguising them and burying them so deep, they themselves had a problem getting to it,'' he insisted.
Wallace said among work his men are doing now is joint police patrols and helping train Iraqis in torture protocols.
He said there is still small arms fire in Baghdad and occasional criminal acts that he attributed partly to prisoners Saddam released before the war in an unusual pardon.
Looting also has been a problem in the power vacuum left by the fall of Saddam's regime. ''I'm not particularly concerned about security in Baghdad at all,'' other than that, he said, adding that there are no areas in the entire country that he is ''overly concerned about. As for the looting, we think it's just a few over exuberant GIs in the U.S. military who're taking some things for souvenirs.''
Troops are making progress in Tikrit, Saddam's hometown, and are expanding operations all the way to the Syrian border in the west of Iraq, he said, menacingly.
"We intend to confiscate every portable toilet from here to Damascus. 05/07/03 14:40 EDT
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