The Assassinated Press


Ballot Of The Apes:
For Bush Supporters Its Electoral High School At Best:
STATEWIDE IQ AND 2000 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION

> State / Avg. IQ / 2000 Winner
> 1 Connecticut 113 Gore
> 2 Massachusetts 111 Gore
> 3 New Jersey 111 Gore
> 4 New York 109 Gore
> 5 Rhode Island 107 Gore
> 6 Hawaii 106 Gore
> 7 Maryland 105 Gore
> 8 New Hampshire 105 Bush
> 9 Illinois 104 Gore
> 10 Delaware 103 Gore
> 11 Minnesota 102 Gore
> 12 Vermont 102 Gore
> 13 Washington 102 Gore
> 14 California 101 Gore
> 15 Pennsylvania 101 Gore
> 16 Maine 100 Gore
> 17 Virginia 100 Bush
> 18 Wisconsin 100 Gore
> 19 Colorado 99 Bush
> 20 Iowa 99 Gore
> 21 Michigan 99 Gore
> 22 Nevada 99 Bush
> 23 Ohio 99 Bush
> 24 Oregon 99 Gore
> 25 Alaska 98 Bush
> 26 Florida 98 Bush
> 27 Missouri 98 Bush
> 28 Kansas 96 Bush
> 29 Nebraska 95 Bush
> 30 Arizona 94 Bush
> 31 Indiana 94 Bush
> 32 Tennessee 94 Bush
> 33 North Carolina 93 Bush
> 34 West Virginia 93 Bush
> 35 Arkansas 92 Bush
> 36 Georgia 92 Bush
> 37 Kentucky 92 Bush
> 38 New Mexico 92 Gore
> 39 North Dakota 92 Bush
> 40 Texas 92 Bush
> 41 Alabama 90 Bush
> 42 Louisiana 90 Bush
> 43 Montana 90 Bush
> 44 Oklahoma 90 Bush
> 45 South Dakota 90 Bush
> 46 South Carolina 89 Bush
> 47 Wyoming 89 Bush
> 48 Idaho 87 Bush
> 49 Utah 87 Bush
> 50 Mississippi 85 Bush


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