The Assassinated Press

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By NUTTY BAGMAN
The Assassinated Press
12/12/11

A sobbing and clearly distraught Tom Cruise confessed to friends that he was desperate to leave the Church of Scientology while attending a recent dinner party at the home of Hollywood producer Steve Pink.

He was extremely agitated as he related the pressures placed upon him by the Clearwater, FL based cult.

“He shook and wept,” the Pink’s butler, Stanley Abel, reported. Cruise claimed that if he tried to leave the church, they would harm his family including his children and expose the contents of tapes made as he was going through what scientology calls, the ‘auditing process.’

These ‘audits’ are routinely recorded and used to keep cult members in line. A cult, requirement, ‘audits’ are used to elicit embarrassing and/or damaging information from the newly acquired member that can then be used later to blackmail them or prevent them from speaking out against the cult.

One former cult member, Dwight Millwood, was only exposed after he left the cult. Millwood it turned out was the serial killer who murdered 38 children in the Detroit area during the 1980’s after he had left the cult. After Millwood fled a Scientology bunker, cult members forwarded to authorities recorded 'auditing' sessions they had had with Millwood where he confessed to the killings. The tapes were offered to authorities only after they had asked Millwood for a half a million dollars to ‘ransom’ the incriminating tapes which the cult had in their possession.

Millwood testified that after the auditing sessions with Scientolgy members his conscience felt completely clear about the child murders. He said he felt now, drawing on the immense pathological ego of L. Ron Hubbard, he "could murder again without hesitation or remorse being a far superior being to any little pickaninny in Detroit."

Cult leader David Miscavige defended the cult’s silence about Millwood’s murderous past insisting how else could members trust that their information is confidential. “We’ve got a lot of shady characters in our cult,” Miscavage said. “Some are even actors.”

Cruise compared joining the cult to selling his soul to the devil in return for a life of paranoid delusions, emotional ‘disfigurement’ and mental imprisonment.

He called Scientology Cult leader, David Miscavige, a dangerous psychopath who harbors Hitler-like delusions of grandeur.

He called Scientology a terrorist organization saying, “I’m terrorized. Katie’s terrorized. Our whole family is terrorized. That’s what terrorists do. They terrorize.”

“It’s a nightmare. I have to keep making these shitty movies to pay the fuckers off. But it’s never enough. I rue the day I ever heard of that little shitfaced carny barker, L. Ron Hubbard and those extortionists at Scientology.”

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