"The sense of innocence and entitlement that form the foundation of an infantilized culture like America's astonishes the rest of the world especially when weighed against historical fact."
The Assassinated Press--Accepting the Truth So America Doesn't Have to.******* Cynicism in the defense of liberty is no vice.
THE ASSASSINATED PRESS
*Shoving Truth in the Mouths of Liars* THE ASSASSINATED PRESS: A MAGAZINE OF CONTEMPT.
"Believing the absolute worst about the United States gives you tremendous predictive powers."
"If the lions don't like it, they won't eat it." Daniel Drew
To paraphrase Peter Carlson of the Washington Post: "If someone tried to reveal what really goes on in Washington, he'd start howling like a banshee..." The Assassinated Press is that banshee.
The Assassinated Press is NOT copyrighted and may be reproduced and disseminated in any form whatsoever.Iran Seeks Way Out of Stoning Quandary for Adulteress Murderer.
CIA Offers to Take her into Their ‘Extraordinary Rendition Program.’
“Fuck. We kill INNOCENT people with absolutely no evidence or due process all the fucking time,” says CIA Director leon Paneta. “We’ll use the bitch for batting practice.”
“If we nuke Iran like I want to do, she’ll fucking die anyway,” says Rush Limbaugh.
Iranian Woman Who Is Accomplice in Her Husband’s Murder, Hopes to Come to the US, Remarry.
IMA STOOGEY
7/16/10'My Ghoulish Heart': Dick Cheney Seeks Live Donor for Heart Transplant.
'Ghouls Rush In...": Bohemian Grove To Revive Old Mayan Heart Wrenching Ritual, Sell Organ to Cheney.
"He won't respect us if we make it a gift."---Bill Gates
HAIRY NOODLE
7/14/10Governor of Arizona Jan Brewer Is Beheaded by Alien; Says She Will Serve Out Her Term Before Seeking to Get her Head on Straight.
Rush Limbaugh Taken Up By Aliens for His Annual Proctology Exam.
Aliens From Area 51 Illegally Crossing Nevada/Arizona Border.
"If only computers were guns. Then every American would have six jobs."
Hugh R. FUCT
7/10/10Some thoughts on "patriotism" written on July 4.
Another thing Americans have to be thankful for on July 4.
Separation of oil and state?
Class assignment.
BY WILLIAM BLUM
The Anti-Empire Report
July 5th, 2010
www.killinghope.orgDemocratic Campaign Committees Losing Big Wall Street Bribes.
Wall Street Cleaning Up Politics By Keeping Their Dirty Money Out of It.
"They'll Be Back," Rahm Emanuel Swears.
If you expect something in return for the money, that's a bribe, right? If you don't continue payments when you don't get what you want, that simply confirms it was a bribe.
By P.T. FARNUM & ABEL KANE
July 6, 2010Lara Logan, You Suck
MATT TAIBBI
Rolling Stone
6/26/10Lara Logan! What a Berk! Logan and Bimbo Journalism.
Already Exposed as Careerist Liars and Power Whores, Mainstream Journalism Still Has Its Legs Open for Business.
Male Bimbos Outnumber Female Bimbos except at FOX.
By YASO ADIODI
6/29/10Suicides among Skinheads, Neo-Nazi’s, Tea Baggers Soar as "Nigger" Wins Title of Hitler.
As Thomas Sowell, Sarah Palin and Glen Beck Add Their Voices to the Obama/Hitler Chorus Confused White Supremacists Lovers Suffer Severe Depression, Take Their Own Lives.
"I Kain't Liv and Luv in No World With a Nigger Hitler!" One Plaintive Suicide Note to Sarah Palin Reads.
By HAIRY NOODLE
6/26/10CIA Hires Blackwater/Xe, to Guard Their Dope in Afghanistan, Elsewhere.
By JIZZ STAIN
June 24, 2010Gen. McChrystal, Staff Battling Heroin Addiction.
Commander of Afghan Forces Called To White House For Intervention.
CIA Station Chief In Kabul Supplied McChrystal and Aides With Smack, Magazine Reports.
Jokes of McChrystal Meth Common on Afghan and Pakistan Air Waves.
By EDITH DEYOUNG & SCOOTER BARNDORR
June 23, 2010U.S. Taxpayers Paying for Storage of Blackwater/Xe Founder’s Collection of Human Genitalia.
Part of New $120,000,000 Afghan Contract to Be Used to Transport Eric Prince’s Menagerie to his New Home in the United Arab Emirates.
By ARYUFA REEL
6/20/10Move Over 'Turner Diarrheas', Beck Has Shat Another Book.
“The Overton Window”--- Glen Beck on the Inside Looking Out.
What a Fucking Miserable Way To Spend Bloom’s Day--- Thinking About Glen ‘Train Wreck’ Beck.
By HAIRY NOODLES
6/16/10The worst thing that ever happened to the Jewish people is the Holocaust. The second worst thing that ever happened to the Jewish people is the state of Israel.
Bad guys and good guys.
When politicians misbehave. By speaking the truth.
What is the opposite of being a conspiracy theorist?
Spam, myself and my readers
The Anti-Empire Report
June 10th, 2010
by WILLIAM BLUM
www.killinghope.orgBP Leak Siphoning Oil Reserves from Beneath Iraq, Middle East.
‘Wormhole Effect” Spewing Entire Globe’s Underground and Undersea Oil Reserves into Gulf of Mexico.
Talk of Lining the Gulf with Fused Glad Bags to Capture World’s Oil on Table.
Halliburton, TransOcean, BP, Cheney/Bush’s Energy Slapstick Backhandedly Puts All of the World’s Oil Into U.S.’s Backyard.
An Ecstatic Cheney Wades Naked Into Giant Pool of Gulf Oil.
By Hairy Noodle
6/9/10The Tea Bagging of Israel: When Did the Israelis Become as Dumb as Anti-Semite Glen Beck Who Lauded The Red Network: A "Who's Who" and Handbook of Radicalism for Patriots, by author, Elizabeth Dilling, who was a virulent anti-Semite. The Red Network itself contains numerous passages that espouse anti-Semitism and racism!?
When Do the New York Times and Washington Post Demonstrate that They Are as Stupefyingly Bloodthirsty as Murdoch and FOX News?
Israeli Account of Raid on Aid Ship Follows Plot of 1924 Pulp Novel by Little Known Brit.
By Glen Beckler
June 4, 2010A New Reality for the Old World: Goldman Sachs and the Rest of the U.S. Kleptocracy Stole All the Money and Sent the World's Economy into Freefall and Now They Want the Greek and European People to Pay for It.
Bill O’Reilly Lashes Out at the Greek Working Man and by Extension All Working People.
By HOWIE PUTZ
May 11, 2010Tea Baggers Seeking Official Status As Racist Organization.
“Bigotry is the only thing that explains us. The only thing that sustains us,” says Freedom Works campaign director, Brendon ‘Brandy’ Steinhauser.
By AMI GADFLY & HAIRY NOODLES
May 5, 2010Sue Lowden’s Genius 'Cluckers for Care' Barter Plan for Health Reform.
AMA Rushes to Endorse Lowden's Plan.
By BOB MCDONNELL
4/21/10The Corporation IS an Individual: The Problem Is That Individual Is Hannibal Lecter.
By YASO ADIODI
4/20/10Locked and Loaded ‘Just a Metaphor’: Supporters Insist Palin Must Renounce Non-Violence or Risk Losing Her Base.
“Who the fuck does she think she is, that fucking nigger Gandhi,“ Leader of Alabama Tea Bugger Party Declares.
By David Stone
4/4/10U.S. Issues Fatwah on American Cleric.
Awlaki Accused of Six Degrees of Separation from Osama bin Laden, Elliott Abrams, Tony Blair, Larry the Cable Guy, Glenn Beck…
“Holy Fuck, Rushdie! The clerics in the White House, the Pentagon and Congress Got Drones!”
While Republicans Beat Their Meat, Obama Beats his Chest.
By CHASE LOUNGE
4/6/10From the Birthplace of the KKK, Dan Quayle Rallies the Tea Bugger Bigots.
“Give Me Bigotry And Give Me Medicare.”
By Dan Quayle
April 4, 2010U.S. Rigged Iraqi Elections Put Negroponte’s Strongman Closer to Throne.
Easier Access to Iraq Oil Seen; Iran’s Influence Thwarted.
By JOHN NEGROPONTE, EDWARD LANSDALE & DIOGENES CANO
March 26, 2010The Hurt Locker: Iraqis Get Bombs, the Imperialists Get Screenplays.
The U.S. Kleptocracy Churns Out the Wars For Its Wholly Owned Subsidiary, Hollywood.
By YASO ADIODI
3/21/10Informed consent.
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word ... like "bribery".
Paraguay, Honduras and Barack Obama.
Help wanted for an animated cartoon.
By WILLIAM BLUM
The Anti-Empire Report
March 8th, 2010
www.killinghope.org
Congressman Massa Cockblocked by Rahm Emanuel, Democrats.
Frightened by Chief of Staff’s Huge Member Gay Congressman to Commiserate in the Chubby Arms of Glenn Beck.
"Rahm's Got a Pecker as Big as a Baby's Arm, a Baby With Health Insurance."
By SUGAR CAINABEL
March 9, 2010A Roving Lunatic: Rove’s Book Reveals Early Sociopathic Tendencies.
Stark Roving Mad: Rove Calls Driving Close Relatives to Suicide “A Source of Pride.”
What’s this faggot, Rove, got left but to look strong in the face of all the 9 year old girls in the world?
By NICELY BROWNIE
March 7, 2010Christian Dating Services: A Great Place to Meet Fornicators But a Bad Place to Get Caught.
Guns, Alcohol, Crystal Meth Involved in 28,678 Killings of and by Christian Fornicators Who Met On Line.
“Christian Underclass Is Fucking Then Killing Each Other at an Alarming Rate,” Declares Former Reagan Director of Health and Human Services, Richard Speck.
By ZIGGY ZEBEDEE
3/2/10Capitalist Realist Irony: 'Reporter'; Kristof's Bullshit Crusade.
Real Perps Left Out of Congo Mea Culpa.
"If You Don't Mention the Role of the Fucking Corporations Sure It Appears Like an Inchoate Morass and Nothing Is To Be Done. But God Damn It, If You Look at the Murderous Behavior and Greed of the Corporations, the Situation Becomes Fucking Crystal Clear, Affleck, You Asshole!"
The Source of the Problems in Africa Lie in Washington DC, New York and Wall Street, Brussels, London, Paris, Tel Aviv and Johannesburg et al.
By HACK STOVER
February 18, 2010With Obama in the White House White Virginians Turn to Guns for Solace.
Black Pres Makes Life Not Worth Living For Many Bigots.
Virginia Lawmakers Propose the “Then Johnny Turned the Gun On Himself” Legislation Which Aims to Loosen Firearm Restrictions.
Homoerotic Impulses Behind Proposed Legislation---“First I Shoot, Then I Drop Trow and Ease My Asshole Down on the Warm Barrel,” Confesses Bill's Sponsor.
And Then There’s the Bribes, Almost Just an Afterthought in Today’s Politics.
Sales of Surface to Air Missiles Surge in Virginia As Legislature Makes Them Mandatory In Every Home.
Because They Terrorize, Guns Replace Tulips, White Skin as Symbols of Superiority In Dark Minds of White Legislators.
By FUNK KUNKELL
February 16, 2010"In America you can say anything you want — as long as it doesn't have any effect." - Paul Goodman
Haiti, Aristide, and ideology
That which can not be spoken
By WILLIAM BLUM
The Anti-Empire Report
February 6th, 2010
www.killinghope.orgCan You Effect The Change You're After If You Can’t Burn a Cross and Where Your Hood To the Party?
Where ‘Fiscal Responsibility’ Is a Code for Bring Back Lynching.
Tea Bag Party convention begins in Nashville.
By PHOOLY RUCKUS
February 5, 2010As Food Distribution Improves, Haitians Want That Old Paternalistic Pedophile Uncle Slimey to 'Take Over'.
U.S. Says ‘I Thought We Did Take Over--- Since At least 1915.'
The Elites in Power in Haiti That Haitians Find So Objectionable, the Fucking U.S. Put Them There.
See That American Rice. Haiti Used to Be Self-Sufficient in Rice Until the U.S. Forced Them to Privatize the Industry and Then Shut It Down. Now All Haiti’s Rice Must be Imported From—Fucking Surprise—U.S. Companies.
By POUTY SLAVER
February 1, 2010How Western Domination Has Undermined Haiti’s Ability to Recover from Natural Devastation
By KIM IVES & AMY GOODMAN, Democracy Now!
ALTERNET
January 21, 2010
http://www.alternet.org/story/145305/500,000 Haitians Dead---2.5% of the Population.
This is what 500 years of brutal colonialism gets you.
Now the very perpetrators of the crime get to exalt their levels of humanity while they gawk at their handiwork!
Rush Limbaugh is the true conscience of America.Americans Murdered Haitians as Much as Earthquake: Blood of Haiti on America's Hands:
Along With Hurricanes and Earthquakes The U.S. Has Been a Praeternatural Disaster For Haiti:
U.S. Helps Haiti Celebrate Its Two Hundredth Year Of Independence By Staging Another Coup:
Tracing The Money Trail In Blood; Who Has 'Turned' On Aristide And For How Much: Ex-Supporter's Story Reflects Cowardice of Haitian Moderates:
Washington Makes Formal Request To The U.N. That Aristide, Poor, Lavalas Lie Down On The Ground, Roll Over On Their Bellies And Take A Bullet In The Back Of the Head:
Washington Post Urges The Dead To Show Restraint, Stay Calm:
Continuing Violence From U.S. And Its Wealthy Proxies Forces Aristide Supporters To Defend Themselves:
Cheney Administration Gives Latest CIA Coup In Haiti High Marks
By SHAT WHORESCUM
February 16, 2004Two Centuries of U.S. Repression and Violence Made Hurricane In Haiti Far More Deadly:
Does Uncle Slimey Really Know Best: 2.5% of Haitian Population Dead, the Equivalent of 7,500,000 Americans After Two Centuries of U.S. Violence and Theft:
Haiti: A Place Of U.S. Trained & Financed Fear And Havoc:
"With The Buffalo Gone, The U.S. Is Back To Shootin' Niggers--- In Haiti"--Private Isaiah Samuels, U.S. Marine Corps, The Haitian Campaign of 1915:
When Did They Ever Stop?:
John Bolton Does His Impression Of A Constipated Toilet Brush At The U.N. Again:
By LOTTA LYIN
January 1, 2006The Social Historical Context of “Natural Disasters”: Haiti
by VICTOR M. RODRIGUEZ DOMINGUEZ
Dissident Voice
January 18th, 2010Why The US Owes Haiti Billions---
The Briefest History
By BILL QUIGLEY
Dissident Voice
January 18th, 2010 Two of the Assholes Who Did Their Job and Kept Haiti In a State of Destitution Sent Down to Monitor Possible Rise of Pro-Aristide Forces.
Obama enlists Bush, Clinton to Fuck Haiti. Sends Troops.
Haitian People Beg U.S. "Given Your History of Brutality Against Us, Stay Away!”
By JEFFEY LUBE
1/14/10SNITCH INC. Better Known as GOOGLE.
U.S./Google Spy Network Exposed By China.
“Google Spies on Every Aspect of Americans’ Lives. What’s the Big Deal?”—Sergey Brin. "If You're Not Doing Nothin' Wrong and We Don't Make a Mistake or Trump Something Up, You'll Be Fucking Fine."
Google Aids FBI/CIA In Spying on U.S. Human Rights Groups.
By STUFFI MUFTI
January 14, 2010Air May Be Clear But Cap Anson and Major League Baseball Are Still Tainted.
No White Player Prior to Jackie Robinson Should Remain In the Hall of Fame.
By ARNIE PALUCCI
January 14, 2010Wall Street Carpet Bombs Main Street.
Until the U.S. Develops a Mechanism for Taking Corporate Compensation Charlatans and Wall Street Bonus Bums Out into a Field and Putting a Bullet Into the Back of Their Heads, Just Shut the Fuck Up.
1) Press Your Elected Officials to Support the Death Penalty for Corporate, Bank and Wall Street Fraud
2) Work For Candidates Who Will Introduce Legislation to Bring About Capital Punishment for 'Capital' Offenses
3) Work For the Death Penalty for Elected Officials and Military Brass Who Accept Money to Cover Up Corporate Felonies
4) Picket the Media That Cynically Shills for Corporate Criminals Under a Populist Guise
By YASO ADIODI
1/13/09General William G. “Boynkie” Boykin Named to Head Joint Chiefs of Staff.
Boykin to Implement Move to All Born Again Armed Forces.
Major Weapons Manufacturers Stripped of Contracts as Military Retools Around Biblical Principles.
700 Club and Saddleback Church Receive Majority of Revised No-Bid Contracts.
Swords, Daggers, Shields to Replace Rifles, Tanks, Manned Aircraft and Drones.
Jawbone of an Ass to Be Called the Glenn Beck 9000.
GAO Estimates Cost Overrun of Beck 9000 at $10 billion.
By GLEN BECK
1/7/10The Anti-Empire Report
The American elite
Mothers, don't let your children grow up to be Nobel Peace Prize winners
Cuba. Again. Still. Forever.
By WILLIAM BLUM
January 6th, 2010
www.killinghope.orgChristian Underclass Fights Atheist Wars Using Godless Science and Technology Not Fit for the Creationist Soul.
By GLEN BECK
1/3/10Christianity--- Asswipe of Enlightenment Science and Technology
By YASO ADIODI
12/28/09Code Named ‘Too Clever By a Half’ CIA, MI5, Mossad Program Keeps Pressure on Iran’s Current Regime.
Iran Battles Refinanced Opposition
By TOMBY ONDABRINK
December 28, 2009Bootlick Christianity.
And In a World of Dicks How Do You Stand Out? The Challenge for Mike Huckabee and Michael Steele
By YASO ADIODI
12/23/09Corporate Murderers, Exploiters and Thieves Drop Woods as Spokeperson.
Wall Street Sociopaths Cut Ties to Golfer.
By BARELY SALIVA
December 15, 2009International Lending Community Forecloses on Dubai; Country Has 30 Days to Vacate Itself.
Entire Population Evicted from Their Homes; Most Say They Will Move In With Abu Dhabi.
Glenn Beck, FOX, Republicans Blame ACORN and High Wages for Filipino Slave Labor for Foreclosure.
Darkness is falling on Dubai's Ass.
By HOWIE FUCKEM
December 14, 2009Yeswecanistan
The War against Everything and Everyone, Endlessly
By WILLIAM BLUM
The Anti-Empire Report
www.killinghope.org
12/9/2009Master Race Theater: U.S., CIA Slip Honduran Coup By Latin America.
After assisting in ouster of president, Honduran elite pretended to defy U.S. pressure.
Coup's supporters persisted out of fear Zelaya's policies would help poor.
Don’t Worry Tea Baggers, Whitey’s Still in Control. Policy wise you couldn’t buy a better Tom.
By MOONY BUTT SHENNANIGAN
December 6, 2009Blackwater Founder Says He Aided Secret Programs’ Fuck Ups.
“Blackwater/Xe Works” With Infamous “Secret Team.”
Eric Prince aka ‘The Shaved Ferret’ Whines About Treatment After Fuck Ups.
Wife Swapping, Male and Female Teen Aged Prostitutes, Intravenous Drug Use, Golden Showers Come to Define U.S.’s Secret Missions.
By CHUBBY WARHOOP
December 3, 2009U.S. Fucks Honduran Accord in the Ass---Hard.
Ousted president says U.S. lacks commitment to reinstatement.
U.S. Diplomats and Elite Enjoy Honduran Taste Sensation: A Ripe Banana Dipped in CIA-130, White Tiger Colombian Coke Called the Chiquita Peter Eater, Michiletti’s Toot Fruit, United Brand’s Blow Job or the Powdered Circumcision.
Obama Sets Up Narco-State in Honduras as Payment for Agency’s Support of His Election. “Fuck. We Launched the Motherfuckin’ Coup. What Incentive Do We have to End It?” Says Hillary Clinton.
By COKE AMOKE
Thursday, November 12, 2009CIA Seduces Karzai's Brother Into Drug Trade
By DARXTAR FUKINS
Oct . 27, 2009Pickens Says Until U.S. Rich Get Iraqi Oil War Is Still On.
“The U.S. Kleptocracy Is Entitled to that Fuckin’ Oil. Who Else Groomed the Fodder to Die for the U.S. and Sold the Weapons. And I Might Add Why Are We Pussy Footing With these Fucking Sand Niggers,” Pickens Tells Congress.
By TOM DOGSHIT
10/26/09Economic Draft Working Perfectly.
Military By Far Biggest Federal Works Project.
Thousands of Americans ‘Choose’ to Become Imperialist Fodder after Wall Street and the Military Industrial Complex Loot the Treasury, Private Bank Accounts, Small Business, IRAs, Pensions etc.
Remember Major General Smedley Butler.
By ASCOT TOOTHSOME IV
10/14/2009Ridding the world of the sickness of pacifism.
The Berlin Wall — Another Cold War Myth.
Health care: ignoring the huge red elephant in the room.
By WILLIAM BLUM
Anti-Empire Report
September 29th, 2009
www.killinghope.orgChrist Denied Healing to Those Who Couldn’t Pay.
Archaeologists Discover Scrolls at Ancient Dead Sea Company Headquarters.
Blue Crosstic Gospels Shed New Light on Health Care Debate.
Ledger With Mathew as Comptroller Records Each Miracle and Amount Charged.
Jesus Had Controlling Interest in Largest Health Care Provider in the Roman Empire.
"How do you think the Pope got the big hat?"
By JOHN HAGEE
9/14/09America’s White Bigots Descend on Chocolate City.
Most Refuse to be Truthful About Their True Racist Reasons for Coming Though Nazi Paraphernalia and FOX News Slogans Abound.
Dick’s ‘Armey’ Shills for Its Betters.
Cheney’s Government Surveillance the Crackers Wholeheartedly Supported Now a Reality for Thousands at Rally.
“I Can Hire One Half the Working Class to Kill the Other Half.”-Jay Gould.
By IMA STOOGEY & JEFFY LUBE
Sunday, September 13, 2009"And on the most exalted throne in the world sits nothing but a man's arse." Montaigne
Humankind shall never fly
The continual selling of the Afghanistan war
The revolution was televised
Yugoslavia
By WILLIAM BLUM
The Anti-Empire Report
September 2nd, 2009
www.killinghope.orgEx-Intelligence Officials Cite Low Spirits at CIA.
Agency’s Long History of Alcoholism, Drug Abuse, Suicide, Domestic Violence and Other Reflections of High Morale Threatened by IG Report.
IG Report's Release, Looming Investigation Into Detainee Interrogations Blamed for Gloomy Spooks.
By WALDO PUNKASS and CHUBBY WARLOCK
August 30, 2009Deficit Projected To Soar With New Programs and Wall Street Says It Won’t Give It Back.
Halliburton, Dyncorp, Lockheed Martin, Blackwater/Xe Other Iraq War Profiteers and Thieves Say They Won’t Give It Back Either, Push for Funding for Afghanistan.
United Health Group Announces, “Here at UHG we would rather see the 48 million uninsured and the 36 million under insured Americans die in the streets like dogs rather than make our revered executives give up their obscene salaries and bonuses.”
“If the fucking American people don’t fucking like it they can enlist in my crusade in Afghanistan,” says Gen. Stanley McChrystal Just Before He Joins the Board of United Health Group. “Soon we’ll be drafting their stinking asses anyway.”
10-Year Estimate of $9 Trillion After Latest Round of Cheney/Greenspan Inspired Kleptocratic Looting. Looted Money Used to Buy Critics of President's Agenda. Sweet!
UHG Refuses to Provide Health Care for Its Employees.
By LUPI MOUNTGAMEY
August 26, 2009It’s RACISM (And Money). Health Care’s Got Shit to Do With It.
MASTER RACE THEATER: Like the Beer Hall Putsch, Bigots Disrupt Town Halls.
The Health Service Corporations and Their Stooges on K Street, in Congress and in the Media Are In It For the Money---
But For the Petulant Little White Fucks at the Town Hall Meetings Its Just Racism.
And Fuck Old White People. What Ever Happened to Wisdom?
By EDWARD BERNAYS
9/10/09An Open Email to Lanny Davis
By EDWARD BERNAYS
8/9/09Corporations, Republicans Introduce Plan to De-Socialize Health Care, Eliminate Medicare, Prescription Drug Plan and Federal Health Care For Military.
By EDWARD BERNAYS
7/5/09Keeping track of the empire's crimes
The Myths of Afghanistan, past and present
Supreme nonsense
NATO and Eastern Europe resource
By WILLIAM BLUM
The Anti-Empire Report
August 4th, 2009
www.killinghope.orgConsciousness Capitalism: Corporations Are Now After Our Very Beings
By JOE BAGEANT, AlterNet
Posted on August 1, 2009, Printed on August 4, 2009
http://www.alternet.org/story/141668/Trying to Assassinate Hugo Chavez, Funneling Tens of Millions To Kleptocracy, Constant Agitprop Is Not Enough Violence Against Venezuela; the Washington Post Wants To See Blood Running in the Streets.
Billions in Arms, Bribes and Training Supplied to Colombian Narco-State as Israeli Style Hedge Against Aspirations of the Latin American Poor.
Post Foments War in the Region Just They Did in Iraq.
God promises Revenge Against Rich. Threatens Wealthy Who Use His Name in Vain.
By PADDY PUCKERHOLE
July 31, 2009Iran Wins Iraq War Without Firing a Shot.
Shi’ite Raid Poses Problem for U.S. and Their Former Marxist, Adversary, Terrorist, Enemy, Ally, the Mujaheddin-e Khalq.
Use of Former U.S. Marxist, Adversary, Terrorist, Allies to Disrupt Iranian Internal Affairs Looked On Unkindly by Tehran.
By UNESTO DARKO
July 30, 2009Terrorist Unit Responsible for Atrocities in Iraq Brings Back Terrorist Training to Colorado.
Crime Rate of Veterans Skyrockets.
“We Train ‘Em to Kill Everybody, Then We Cover It the Fuck Up Just Like You American Fucks Need,” U.S. Navy Adm. Mike Mullen, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff said. “So Stop the Fucking Whining When They Come Home and Kill You.”
‘Be All You Can Be’ Slogan Called “Not Specific Enough.”
U.S. Soldiers To be Tried as Domestic Terrorists Under Heimat Security Act.
Soldiers Tell Newspaper of Sharp Rise in Violent Incidents After Iraq Deployments
By SNUFFY SMIFF
July 28, 2009Imperialism’s a Drag---Unless You’re Some Fat Cat Kleptocrat Like Rick Santelli or David Lesar Raking in the Blood Money.
Soldiers Question the Defense Secretary About Long Deployments as Stock Market Rallies on Report of Endless War.
Gates Confiscates Copies of Major General Smedley Butler’s 1935 Classic ‘War Is a Racket’ Circulating Among the Troops.
Goldman Sachs Reports for 168th Straight Quarter None of its Corporate Officers Deployed to Iraq, Afghanistan or Fucking Anywhere for that Matter.
The Rich Get Richer and the Poor Get Deployed.
By WALDO PUNKASS
July 21, 2009Obama Tells African Americans to Pick Themselves Up by Their Bootstraps Like Wall Street and the Banks.
The Rich Get Richer and the Poor Get Derision.
LIDDELL LOAD FRONTHEPLOY
7/20/09U.S.’s Drug-Trafficking Role Is (sniff) Still Recession Proof, OAS Report Says.
U.S. Government Corruption, Elites Use of Bank Bailout Money to Buy Cocaine, CIA Aid to Colombian Military Are Cited.
CIA, DEA Move to Wipe Out Competition in South American Cocaine Trade.
Leon Panetta , “Categorically (sniff) denies the (sniff) charges (sniff).”
By JUAN DE YOYO
July 19, 2009Maj. Gen. Daniel P. Bolger, Commander of the Baghdad Division Wins the Coveted Ass. Press Major General Smedley Butler ‘RACKETEER FOR CAPITALISM Award’ for his recent ahistorical and utterly moronic remarks on Iraq.
General's Cogent Lunacy Mirrors Media.
By YASO ADIODI IV
7/18/09Oil: The Love That Dare Not Speak It’s Name.
Kurdish Leaders Warn Of Strains With Maliki.
Military Conflict Inevitable, All Agree.
International Oil, Arms, Banks and Construction Companies Lining Up Behind Both Kurds and Shia Supplying Money, Weapons, Logistics in New Contract Proposals.
By ANTIMONY SUREDID
July 17, 2009“Who the Fuck Are We Kidding?” Gen. Frazer Says, “U.S. International House of Coups aka the Western Hemisphere Institute for Security Cooperation Formerly Known as the School of the Americas and Washington Were Behind the Coup in Honduras.”
"SUCK MY BLOODY BANANA!" Chiquita Tells OAS.
Obama Again the Soiled Dove.
NAFTA MAFIA Also Behind Coup.
Honduran Oligarchy’s Closeness to U.S. Kleptocracy Brings About Coup.
U.S. Aid To Military Keeps Honduran Army in the Pocket of the Oligarchs and Gringos.
By TOOL BOOTH & JUAN DE YOYO
July 5, 2009The Anti-Empire Report
Much ado about nothing?
By what standard shall we judge Barack Obama?
Long live the Cold War
By WILLIAM BLUM
July 3rd, 2009
www.killinghope.orgWashington, CIA, Military Paralyzed With Fear at Vociferousness of Honduran Coup.
Rahm Emanuel Says Honduran Coup Leaders’ Determination Terrifies Him to “the core of his very being.”
Obama Soils Himself and Trembles in Fear Whenever Tough Honduran Micheletti’s Name Is Mentioned.
U.S. Military Ill-equipped to Open Another Front Against Rugged, American Trained, Equipped and Financed Honduran Military, Says Admiral Mullen, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
By LEONLY KAOWOOD
7/2/09Report-A-John-Gate: Post Rent-A-Reporter Program Goes Public. Washington Post Co. Cancels Corporate Dinners, After Fliers for Program Appeared on Telephone Poles Around City.
Swamped With Thousands of Wrongful Death Suits and Homicide Indictments, George Halvorson, CEO of Kaiser Permanente, Turns to Post to Snuff Health Care Reform. “You dumb fucks supported Dick Cheney and his utter bullshit leading up to the invasion of Iraq,” Halverson says. “Why not help the health insurance industry that kills Americans in their beds instead of sending them half way around the world to die?”
Journalistic Boundaries Brought Into Focus. Post Charges $25,000 a Journalist. FOX Immediately Lower Its Price to Ten Bucks and a Case of Ripple.
By BOWAND KURTZIE
July 3, 2009In Interrogations Hussein It Turned Out Was U.S.’s Friend and Ally Against Iran. Current Iraqi Power Brokers, Not So Much.
“Sure Saddam Was Our Little Sand Nigga,” Rumsfeld Tells Press. “That’s Why I Sold His Ass All That Poison Gas. But the Dumb Fuck Just Wouldn’t Cough Up the Oil. And he insisted on that toilet brush on his upper lip just like that euphoniously lying fuck John Bolton.”
Specter of Arms Allowed Him to Appear Strong, He Told U.S.
By WATTA MESSLA
July 2, 2009Hard-Line European and U.S. Capitalist Regimes Censor News From Iran.
By AROING ABOINGA CHACHACHA
June 27, 2009If You Don't Twitter, You’re Just Litter.
The Politics of Vanity: A Whole New Way for the Solipsistic Shits in the West to Ignore the Poor of Iran and the World.
Coupcoup for the Coupsters: Twitter; U.S.’s New Voice of Destabilization.
What Role Is the Mujahideen Khalq Playing in the Destabilization Process?
By ULLSER BADDLEY
June 20 2009For Iraq Visit, Colbert Has His Schtick Scripted By the Military, White House.
By IMA STOOGEY
6/13/09Washington Post Backing Off Claims of Iranian Voter Fraud as Bloodshed Mounts.
The Post, the CIA’s Main Propaganda Organ, at Odds With Agency Over Attempted Iranian Coup.
Signs of Fraud Abound, But Who’s Fraud?
Obama Administration Remains Cautious Amid Fears CIA Complicity in Iranian Election Fraud Will Be Exposed.
"So ingrained is this ODE response built into Washington's world view that it appears to matter not at all that Mousavi, Ahmadinejad's main opponent in the election and very much supported by the protesters, while prime minister 1981-89, bore large responsibility for the attacks on the US embassy and military barracks in Beirut in 1983, which took the lives of more than 200 Americans..."
By LEN GUESSLER & YAN KOAN GOWAN
Assassinated Press Staff Writers
June 16, 2009Is Mir Hossein Mousavi Still CIA?
Mir Hossein Mousavi's Iran-contra Connection Dooms His Election.
Love Affair with Guns For Hostages Stooge, Manucher Ghorbanifar, Contact with CIA and Mossad Seen as Destroying Mousavi’s Chance for Election.
"Where's the Fucking News. All We Get Is Worthless Asshole Opinions From Fucking Whores." CIA Asset Christiana Amanpour: The CIA Contact Cheney Didn’t Out.
Son of Shah, the Butcher of Tehran, sees echoes of 1953 U.S. Bought Coup of Mosssadegh.
CRUDIANA IHATETHEPOOR
6/15/09Axis of Logic
Finding Clarity in the 21st Century Mediaplex
Iran/Persia
Iran: Some Dots You May Want To Connect
Christiana Amanpour: CIA Asset
By Editorial. Moon of Alabama. Axis of Logic
http://axisoflogic.com/artman/publish/printer_56031.shtml
Sunday, Jun 14, 2009A Lesson in Kleptocracy
Definitions of Kleptocracy:
1) A kleptocracy (sometimes cleptocracy, occasionally kleptarchy) (root: klepto+kratein = rule by thieves) is a term applied to a government that extends the personal wealth and political power of government officials and the ruling class (collectively, kleptocrats) at the expense of the population.
2) A corrupt and dishonest government characterised by greed
The Editors
6/12/09Apparently You Do Have to Be a Rocket Scientist.
James von Brunn and Wernher von Braun—
Holocaust Memorial Murderer and Anti-Semite’s Last Name Bears a Close Resemblance to Another Murdering Anti-Semite--- and Great American Hero.
Gunman Shoots, Kills Guard at U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum in Washington, D.C.
By WILLBEE BORNAGIN and DERBY WILBEGORIN
June 10, 2009The Anti-Empire Report
The great, international, demonic, truly frightening Iranian threat.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Changeman!
Obama.
By WILLIAM BLUM
June 5th, 2009
www.killinghope.orgA Million Killed in Iraq But It Was All Worth It; Tattooed Iraqi Airhead Embraces U.S. Popular Culture.
Misread of American Xenophobia Too Funny for Words, But Perfect for Tattoos.
Tattoo Artist Wants to Move to Texas Where No Doubt He Will Be Immediately Hanged As a Terrorist.
“With New Freedoms, American Journalists Are Free to Leer at My Girlfriend.”
Nano-Ink With Minute Transmitters Used By Tattoo Parlors to Track Iraqis Just Like in The U.S.
A Quiet but Undeniable Cultural Legacy of Shallow, Useless Shit Just Like in the U.S.
U.S. Occupation of Iraq Will End, but a Host of American Influences and Communicable Diseases Will Linger.
By AMBONI SHITHED
May 31, 2009Obama's 'None Of the Above' Terror Policy; And All Crimes Left behind War Crimes Policy.
Cheney and Emanuel Conspire to Keep Torture on the Front Burner Instead of the War Crimes and Lies Running Up to Iraq Invasion Resulting in the Slaughter of Millions of People.
By ROOFI SCMUCKUS
May 24, 2009Obama Shifts on Abuse Photos; Images Considered Too Depraved to Release.
Michael Hayden Selling Bootleg DVDs of CIA Torture Tapes Out of the Back of His Van.
Fight Over $87,000,000,000 a Year U.S. Market for Depravity Likely to Wind Up in Court.
CIA, Private Contractors, Military Caught on Tapes in Naked Bacchanalia of Blood and Bestiality.
CACI Contractor Given Medal of Honor, Photographed Biting the Nipples Off Detainees Chest, Gnawing Penis Off of CACI Attack Dog.
Copyright Battle Looms Between Cheney Era Officials, Obama Camp, CACI and the CIA Over Movie Distribution Rights to Torture Tapes.
Cheney Using Torture To Deflect Attention From Major Crime of Launching War, Murdering Millions With a Pack of Lies.
CIA Agents and CACI Employes Dressed in Drag for Torture Sessions Costumed as Nancy Pelosi, Lynn Cheney and Condoleeza Rice.
By SCIRT WOOLOVER
May 14, 2009The Anti-Empire Report
Some thoughts about torture. And Mr. Obama.
Another jewel in the crown, Miss Hillary
By WILLIAM BLUM
May 4th, 2009
www.killinghope.orgWall Street Throws Down the Gauntlet: It’s Either Kill or Be Killed by Them.
Wall Street, the Banks and Corporations Challenge “250,000,000 Lazy Americans” to a Duel to the Death.
“They’re Like the Undead. Wall Street Zombies Won’t Stop Trying to Suck You Dry Until You Chop Off Their Heads. The French Knew From Whence They Acted.”
By JACK DAWSON
5/4/09Say It's Your Mama. What If She Won't Talk?
“I wouldn’t know “a hard and brutal reality” if it pitched a tent in my ass and took potshots at my nutsack with a Browning semi-automatic.”—Michael Scheuer
By MICHAEL SCHEUER
April 26, 2009An Interview with Dick Cheney
By YASO ADIODI
4/26/09A World Wide Epidemic in 'White Color Crime.'
Venezuela Cracks Down on White Collar Crime And Kleptocratic Assassins While Obama Administration Lets U.S. White Collar Criminals and Assassins Run Wild.
White Collar Criminal Rosales Flees to Peru, Next Stop Miami.
By JUAN THE YOYO
April 22, 2009Somali Pirates Were Interns at IMF, Bear Stearns.
A Bigger, Bolder Role Is Imagined For the IMF and Other Pirates.
Changes Suggest Shift in How Global Economy Is Stolen.
Faced with World Wide Nationalist Movements Kleptocracy Adjusts its Modus Operandi.
“Usury Age Old and Age Thick.”
By TONY PAIOLA
April 20, 2009The Wealthy Fearing a 3% Tax Increase Find American ‘Tea Baggers’ Willing to Lick Their Balls.
FOX Commentators Lead Shill for the Wealthy.
“I don’t give a fuck. With assholes like the teabaggers I’m certain I’m gonna get mine.”-- Dick 'Alarm Me' Armey
Giuda Says, “Fuck, I’d rather give my money to a felon like Rick Santelli than to a bunch of lazy niggers and spics is what I really mean by this teabagging shit.”
By SEAN VANNITY
4/15/09U.S. Surge Ignored Iraqis’ Built-In Surge Protector.
5 U.S. Troops Killed in Iraq Bombing.
IRAQ DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU: Chauvinist U.S. In Denial about Iraqi Cultural and Tactical Prophylaxis Against Surge.
Finger In Dyke Can’t Be Removed. Dyke Can’t Be Fixed Because It’s Not Iraq’s Dyke And U.S. Dykes Come With Built In Permanent Imperialist National Security Crack.
By ERNIE BONJOURNO
April 11, 2009In Biden Remark Rove Takes Shot at Cheney: "If I was being unkind, I would say he's a liar," Rove said Thursday. ". . . You should not exaggerate and lie like this when you are the vice president of the United States."
“It must have been fucking embarrassing and humiliating working even in theory FOR George Bush.”---Frank Carlucci
“Does Karl Rove Look Like the Pillsbury Dough Boy After Being Dipped in Chlamydia Discharge or What?”---Michael Steele
By MICKEY D. SHEEEATT
April 11, 2009Military Targeting Experts Link Economy With Spate Of Killings, Call Killers Choice of Targets Amateurish and Counterproductive.
“Any High Profile Official in the Cheney Administration or Wall Street Hacks Like Rick Santelli or Larry Summers Would Make Far More Logical Targets than What we’re Seeing.”
In One Month, 57 Die In Eight Mass Murders
By INSANTELLI PRICKOLINI
April 8, 2009Darwin Deason Needs a New Yacht!
Speed Camera Bribes Attract Legislators Statewide.
Senate Revives Bill to Allow Use of Camera Scam Beyond Montgomery.
By SUDSY RAGABOND
4/4/09Some thoughts about socialism
"Omission is the most powerful form of lie." – George Orwell
The ideology of Barack Obama
By WILLIAM BLUM
The Anti-Empire Report
April 4th, 2009
www.killinghope.orgU.S. Soft On Crime.
No Executions Planned Yet For Criminal Investment Bankers.
U.S. Lets Spain Do The Dirty Work On American War Criminals.
Uncle Slimey Goes Limp Dick on Kleptocratic Criminals.
By MALICE SIMONY
March 29, 2009Geithner Fakes Vast Expansion of U.S. Oversight of Financial System.
Wall Street Reassures Investors “If We Can’t Buy Our Way Out of It, I’m Certain We Can Circumvent the Law.”
Cassano Says “Fuck Geithner and Summers. They’re on the payroll, just like Rubin, Bernanke, Paulson and Greenspan.”
By CUSH LUSHBAGS & LUSH “THE OX” E. CONTIN
March 26, 2009Michele Bachmann Says She Wants People “Armed and Dangerous” Over Tax Plan And That Felonious Bitch Bachmann Ought To Be the First One We Get.
Bachmann Is Right: Day of Reckoning for Assholes Like Her Needed.
Bachmann Tells Listeners Permanently Lodging Her Head Up Her Ass Has Been Key to Her Career, Relates College Experimentation.
RUSH LAMEBALLS
March 23, 2009The Big Takeover
The global economic crisis isn't about money - it's about power.
How Wall Street insiders are using the bailout to stage a revolution
MATT TAIBBI
Rollingstone.com
URL: http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/story/26793903/the_big_takeover
Mar 19, 2009CIA/DIA/ONI Agents Disguised as Civilians to Join Afghan Buildup.
Phoenix Style Program Is Part of Larger U.S. Strategy Studied by White House.
By EATOTH DE YOUNG
March 19, 2009Alabama Man Kills at Least 9, Including 4 Relatives Is Not Somali.
Murders By Somalis, Imaginary or Otherwise, Would Bolster Case For More CIA, FBI & Heimat Security Funds.
“At Alabama Massacre Nary a Somali In Sight,” A Disappointed Mueller Confesses.
Panic In Noodle Park, USA
FOX Rumors Somali Literature Found in Killer's Home
By JYZABEL CRSCO and DESI HUNTA
The Assassinated Press
March 11, 2009Being serious about torture. Or not.
Hell hath no fury like an imperialist scorned
You've got to be carefully taught
By WILLIAM BLUM
The Anti-Empire Report
March 4th, 2009
www.killinghope.orgSix Years After Pillaging by U.S. Officials, Iraqi Museum to Reopen.
Cheney, Rumsfeld, Bremer, Franks, Military Brass Donate Polaroids of Objects they Stole.
Tommy and Mrs. Franks Seen Riding an Assyrian Charoit to Church, Tractor Pulls.
By SUDSY RAGABOND & K.Y. SCOONJIELY
February 24, 2009Prince of Darkness Puts His Head Up His Ass and Indeed It’s Pitch Black.
Is Richard Perle a Spineless Cocksucker or What!?
By DONNA SHITBANK
February 20, 2009J. Edgar Hoover Wanted to Fuck Jack Valenti Real Bad.
Valenti’s Sexuality Was Hot Topic at FBI's Little Sex Shop of Horrors.
Threatened With the Exposure for His Role in the Kennedy Assassination, LBJ Let Hoover Go Through Valenti’s Underwear Drawer, Wear Valenti’s Jock Strap Under a Ball Gown.
Cocksucking Crime Fighter Sicked His Mormon Lapdogs on Hollywood Insider.
By RUSH LAMEBALLS
February 19, 2009Cabal of Kleptocrats Blows Up Sept. 11 Widow’s Plane.
Assassination of 9/11 Activist Designed To Have a Chilling Effect on Advocates.
Widow Whose Silence Could Not be Bought, Pays Ultimate Price.
Cheney Gloats. PNAC Jubilant!
FAA, Media Ruled Out Foul Play Years Ago.
By O. GOON GRINDER & ESMON KEE
Special to the Chicago Tresboom
Feb 13, 2009An open letter to Hugo Chavez,
By YASO ADIODI
2/12/09As Crimestoppers Congress Is Nothing More Than A Pack of Selective McCarthyite Pussies.
Bonds, Clemens, Rodriguez, Tejada---I’m with Josh Gibson, Satchel Paige and ‘Cool Papa’ Bell.
By ZAGNUTTS GROYNITCH
2/11/09The Anti-Empire Report
Change (in rhetoric) we can believe in.
By WILLIAM BLUM
February 3rd, 2009
www.killinghope.orgBanks Use Union Taxpayer Bailout Money to Bribe Lawmakers, Blagojevich Style, to Block Taxpayers from Joining Unions.
Banks Use Taxpayer Bailout Money to Deny Taxpayers Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.
"Hey Fuck! At least they're using it for something instead of their usual stealing it outright."
Calls For Bloody Purge of Corporate Executives on the Rise, Maureen Dowd Reports.
Sales of the Writings of Marx, Lenin, Trotsky, Mao, Ho Chi Minh, Giap and Castro Go Through the Roof Amazon Reports. Retailer brings another 100 non-union workers on board, supplies refrigerator crates on back lot for shelter.
Others Say a Purge of Executives "Would be doing God's work."
Report: Bailed-Out Banks Joined in Plan to Defeat Union Bill.
250 Million Guns in Private Hands. Law Enforcement Unionized.
By KILLEN FIELDS
1/27/09DNI Nominee Blair Talks Of Murder, Bad Poetry.
By WALDO PUNKASS
January 26, 2009Dissident Voice http://www.dissidentvoice.org/
a radical newsletter in the struggle for peace and social justice
Merchants of Death: Exposing Corporate-financed Holocaust in Africa
White Collar War Crimes, Black African Fall Guys
by KEITH HARMON SNOW
December 8th, 2008Obama Invades the Congo on Inauguration Day.
Obama Administration on behalf of McLarty Associates, Kissinger & Associates, Clinton Enterprises, the Belgian Royal Family and Belgian Banks and Financial Firms Sends in Proxy Force to Re-Establish Control Over Coltan, Cobalt and Diamonds.
McLarty Associates Hire Veteran Hit Man John D. Negroponte to Oversee Operation and Make Certain the West Inflicts Maximum Bloodshed Again.
Rwandan Troops Enter Congo to Find Hutu Militia Leaders
By STUFFI MCDUMMY
January 21, 2009Mars Farts! Like Earth, Angry Red Planet Has Many Assholes.
First Martian Methane Vent Named O’REILLY 666X.
Redness Caused By Chafing Around Methane Rims.
“We Are a Whiff Closer to the TerraRapture to Mars.”—Rev. Van Impy
By Dr. Spick & Captain Kike
January 16, 2009Kleptocracy Has Already Stolen First $600 Billion, Obama Seeks Rest of Bailout and $800 Billion More.
Summers, Rubin, Bernanke, Emmanuel, Madoff Cite Unusually High Testosterone Levels Among Very Wealthy as Reason Trillions More in Bailout Loot Are Needed.
Obama Unveils the Military as his New Jobs Program as a Generation of Uneducated, Ignorant Fops Who Can’t Make It in U.S.’s Competitive Market Place Sign Indenture Papers.
Request for Funds Meets Skepticism On Capitol Hill; Obama Not Clear on How Much Republicans Can Steal.
After Studying Obama’s Security Nominations Foxxx Elects to Green Light a New Show Called “Lockdown America.”
By LUCKY MUTTGUMIARY & DON CHOKE
January 13, 2009Bush Does His Best Smirky Turkey Impression.
Except for the Buckets of Blood, Funniest Press Conference Ever Leaves ‘Em Rolling in the Aisles.
By MICKEY O’BUMMERWITZ
January 13, 2009The Obama Buzzword That Hit Pay Dirt.
The Obama Administration Demonstrates It Can Really Shovel It Too.
Shovel Ready--Shit and the Other White Meat.
By MANNY ROIDS
January 8, 2009In Cuba, Pinning Hopes on Obama, But With All That Miami Drug Money and CIA Snipers In Play Change Is Unlikely.
Many Islanders Expect Better Relationship With U.S. Under New President But Obama In His New Role as the Most Compromised Individual on Earth Is Unlikely to Risk Going Up Against Forces that Assassinated JFK.
By John Wilkes Booth
January 7, 2009