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U.S.-trained Congolese troops trained in rape and other atrocities by US, U.N. says
When a death squad just isn’t enough: American Forces have perfected rape in their own ranks and trained, supplied and financed thousands of third world units in the art of violent sexual assault.
By GROG LIPLOCK
5/15/13
Juan Forero and the Washington Post Working with the Obama Regime and Venezuelan Oiligarchy to Overthrow Maduro.
The Other Global Warming: Neo-Liberals Seeking to Match Neo-Cons 'Success' in Middle East With 'Latin American Spring' Starting with the Overthrow of the Maduro Government.
By ADOLFO CALERO & JOHN HULL
May, 11, 2013
Hagel scraps drone medal after learning tiny drones were used to look up women's skirts.
By STEALY JUGNUTS
April 15, 2013
TALES OF BLING AN SICH?
ROBBIN LEECH
4/3/13
High Level US Brass In Iraq Involved in Cannibalism!
Photo Shows Col. James Steele and Col. James Coffman Chowing Down on the Torso of a Young Child Along with Iraqi Collaborators
The Christic Institute fingered Steele back in the eighties while the Post and Times were still fingering themselves
By ALBERT FISH
3/22/13
The NRA opposes U.N. arms treaty on Market Grounds
The Arms Maker’s Lobby that Hides Behind a Sociopath’s Interpretation of the Constitution Goes to Bat for its Big Money Creators
By PETER POON
3/16/13
The Conservative Political Action Conference: Where progress is measured by the fact that the biggest prick in the room may not have one anymore.
By KAREN TUMULTIMEDIA
3/14/13
Kerry Rallies US Proxy Forces in Syria, Sends More Arms Through Jordan, Israel, Turkey
By AYN RANDY and LOVEDAY COCKAWAY
2/24/13
Shop til you drop --- from automatic weapons fire. Women spend a disproportionate amount of money compared to men. So they should embrace combat roles because the front line is essential for the theft of world’s raw materials that go into the manufacturer of all the shit females buy.
Worried about too much fucking between male and female combat troops? Make all combat troops female for the next forty years and then switch back to the swinging dicks in, say, 2053.
ROSARIO RIVET
1/30/13
Q: What do Obama and a Pedophile Priest Have in Common?
By HATTRICK ONERY
1/28/13
An immodest proposal. ‘You Kill It - You Eat It’ rule to be extended to human victims.
Perpetrators, their families, owners of the same weapons used in the murder must eat the victims of gun violence.
Owners chosen by lottery from Koch Industries facial recognition devices currently scanning the crowd at the Las Vegas Gun Show.
JON SWIFT & CARRIE OWEN DE YOUNG
1/19/13
Gun related homicides found to prevent 6000 heart attacks a year.
US researchers cite gun violence as factor contributing to shorter lives and poorer health.
When the Black Panthers formed a ‘Well-regulated militia’ in the 1960’s and 1970’s, the NRA objected. Why, O, why would the NRA deny their black brothers and sisters the right to bear arms?
JOE SIROCHMAN
1/12/13
NRA’s plan to increase gun violence is a sound one.
The world is wasted on the rich. All the violent, fascist desires of the corporate aristocracy will be met under LaPierre’s plan.
Shit from a turd. Or I smell a phony. If the Koch brothers come to take his guns will Alex Jones stand his ground? Or why does he preach Jules Archer’s book The Plot to Seize the White House, but not practice it? Hmmm.
BATLICK ORNERY
1/9/10
Alex Jones Just Looks Miserable, Frothing like Old Yeller. Rabies?
Alex Jones bloviates about the corporate aristocracy yet is too cowardly to do anything about it.
Radio talking head criticizes Bohemian Grove, the Council on Foreign Relations, the Koch brothers, Genesis Communication Network etc. but as yet has not fired the shot heard around the world which frees us from this corporate aristocracy.
Instead, Jones while simultaneously getting rhino hynied by all four Koch boys, wails and flings feces as Piers Morgan, rest of America look on in utter belief.
By SKIP ROWE
1/8/13
Hey shithead, put down the meth pipe. Obama and Biden are coming for your guns.
Only one honorable thing for gun owners to do. Commit ritual suicide.
Why waste reality on the Saved? Just consider it a less speculative form of the Rapture.
From Union roots to Confederate shits: With Obama’s election the NRA pulled off its mask to air out its KKK hood.
By ERIC REEVES
1/7/13
EXPOSING U.S. AGENTS OF LOW-INTENSITY WARFARE IN AFRICA
The "Policy Wonks" Behind Covert Warfare & Humanitarian Fascism
http://www.consciousbeingalliance.com/2012/08/us-agents-of-covert-war-in-africa/
This special report includes three unpublished video clips of interviewees from the Politics of Genocide documentary film project: Ugandan dignitary Remigius Kintu, former Rwandan prime minister Fautisn Twagiramungu, and Nobel peace prize nominee Juan Carrero Saralegui.
Published: 8 August 2012
Revisions: 9 August 2012
Revisions: 13 August 2012
keith harmon snow
Conscious Being Alliance
From the 1980s to today, an elite group of Western intelligence operatives have backed low-intensity guerrilla warfare in certain African 'hotspots'. Mass atrocities in the Great Lakes and Sudan can be linked to Roger Winter, a pivotal U.S. operative whose 'team' was recently applauded for birthing the world's newest nation, South Sudan. Behind the fairytale we find a long trail of blood and skeletons from Uganda to Sudan, Rwanda and Congo. While the mass media has covered their tracks, their misplaced moralism has simultaneously helped birth a new left-liberal 'humanitarian' fascism. In this falsification of consciousness, Western human rights crusaders and organizations, funded by governments, multinational corporations and private donors, cheer the killers and blame the victims---and pat themselves on the back for saving Africa from itself. Meanwhile, the "Arab Spring" has spread to (north) Sudan. Following the NATO-Israeli model of regime change being used in Central & North Africa, it won't be long before the fall of Khartoum.
http://www.consciousbeingalliance.com/2012/08/us-agents-of-covert-war-in-africa/
UAE outraged at filmmaker’s characterization of Abu Dhabi as an enemy of America.
“Apparently this Koch whore, McALeer, doesn’t know shit about shit.” --- Michael ‘Creamhole’ Corbin, US Ambassador to the UAE.
Koch brothers and their lap dog Phelim McAleer counting on Americans to be too stupid to know the United Arab Emirates is a US ally. Stop Counting. They're right.
By WILLUM BUTTER YORCAKES
1/5/13
Virtually every member of any rebel group in Central Africa holds several advanced degrees in the sciences, engineering and finance.
15 year old gun toting soldiers have Phds. in physics, chemistry, spectroscopy, geology, mineralogy, engineering etc.
“Its just fucking bankster b-hole amazing! Gangs of rag tag 15 year old boy soldiers in Central Africa who speak six languages and have multi-billion dollar lines of credit with the largest western banks!”
JOEY CONROID
12/28/12
Americans Prepare to Gun Down More of Their Kids as Sales of Semi-Automatic Rifles Reach Sociopathological Proportions.
NRA, gunowners see children under 8 as main threat to unbridled gunownership.
Utah to arm teachers: “Little Johnnie’s less likely to act up in class if Teach is strapped with a Glock,” Governor Herbert Declares.
Gunowners continue to ignore the Second Amerndment. No “well-regulated militia” in sight. Race still a huge factor in increased gun sales.
By CHARLES KOCH
12/27/12
CIA floods Brazil with crack.
Miffed at two consecutive moderate socialist governments and economic markers surpassing those of the US, the CIA has used its Colombian connection to flood Brazil with crack.
“It’s just like South Central and beyond in the US when we brought in contra-cocaine,” Oliver North tells his radio audience.
By JUAN FORERO
12/26/12
New company will edit out any reference to religion in Hollywood films.
‘Faith Dump’ cleans movies of any religious references.
JOE BARSABAS
12/26/12
Radicals defiant: NRA turns its back on the Second Amendment; refuses to join a “Well regulated militia.” Not even to beat back the black helicopters and blue helmets of the UN.
Lindsey Graham declares he’s not a threat to society. But given his voting record many harbor doubts.
When you’re given a lemon, make lemonade. “I’ve got a large fortune wrapped up in guns and private security. Hurray for this Lanza kid. Guns in schools!!!” --- Walter LaPierre
HONORE DE BALLZITCH
12/24/12
NRA wants to turn school masscare into WPA style jobs program.
Now your gunman won’t have to make a special trip to the school to gun down your children, HE’LL WORK THERE!!
300,000 to 400,000 thousand new guards needed from the ranks of high school dropouts as security guards fatten portfolios of Wackenhut, Dyncorp and the Koch Brothers.
Could the NRA become constitutional and be “well regulated?”
If the assholes at the NRA claim you can defend yourself with firearms, why have THEY asked for extra police protection. Defend yourselves, you motherfucking cowards. And stop using my fucking tax money.
By BARRY STERN
12/22/12
The NRA is right. The answer to less killing is more killing --- But the Corporate Aristocracy must be the target.
Koch Brothers remain confident propaganda is enough to keep people from killing them!!
“Guns don’t kill people. People kill people. Then improve the people. Ask gunowners to kill themselves.”
From Rick Perry's syphillitic brain, "arm teachers." But should demonized Union Teachers be allowed to carry guns around our innocent ‘right to work’ children?
By A. FUJIMORI & V. MONTESINOS
12/19/12
Is the NRA the American Taliban? Or do they lack the courage.
After Connecticut Slaughter of Innocence, NRA Issues a Statement, “Watch out! Obama’s Coming For Your Guns.”
Until September of this year, according to the US State Department, the Taliban was not a terrorist group. Neither was the NRA.
Robber Baron Jay Gould’s slogan “I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half.” is playing itself out all over America every day in our places of worship and work and in our schoolyards as the Koch Brother, organized crime and others finance Gun Anarchy.
“Gee, I hope the Koch brothers and their family are safe from gun violence now that there’s a bounty on them.”
By I. R. SANCHEZ
12/14/12
"Nuclear, ecological, chemical, economic — our arsenal of Death by Stupidity is impressive for a species as smart as Homo sapiens"
A brief history of Superpowers
The United Nations vote on the Cuba embargo — 21 years in a row
Placing American presidents in their proper context
Films on US foreign policy
By WILLIAM BLUM
The Anti-Empire Report
December 11th, 2012
www.killinghope.org
Obama Narrowly Averts Coup D'etat Because US Generals Cannot Keep Their Cocks in Their Camo.
Koch Brothers, Adelman etc. Financed Coup, Plotted Out by Right Wing Think Tanks and Led by Petraeus and the CIA. But All Was Jizzed Away by Generals.
Tabula Gaza: Netanyahoo, Mossad Pissed at CIA’s Failure to Hit Obama Take It out on Palestinians.
BONER FIDO
The Assassinated Press
11/26/12
Don’t be an asshole on African affairs.
Read keith harmon snow "an independent journalist, war correspondent and photographer who has also worked as a genocide investigator and consultant to the United Nations and other international bodies. He has won three Project Censored awards for his Central Africa reportage, is a member of the Asiana Press Agency (www.Asiana-Press-Agency.com), and he also recently worked in Afghanistan."
For reporting the truth, snow is now persona non grata at the United Nations and at all NGOs as well as virtually all of the Western media. In other words he’s highly credible. Really unimpeachable.
http://libya360.wordpress.com/2011/10/19/keith-harmon-snow-the-politics-of-genocide/
http://libya360.wordpress.com/2011/12/05/profiteering-from-genocide-in-africa/
http://libyadiary.wordpress.com/2011/03/03/genocide-in-libya-nato-invasion-underway-its-the-oil-stupid/
http://libya360.wordpress.com/2012/01/16/white-mans-burden-is-western-democracy-worth-killing-for/
http://libyadiary.wordpress.com/2011/03/11/the-ravaging-of-africa/
http://libya360.wordpress.com/2011/09/14/humanitarian-war-the-role-of-ngos-and-fake-evidence-in-manufacturing-imperialist-wars-in-africa-and-the-middle-east/
http://libya360.wordpress.com/2012/03/07/keith-harmon-snow-the-plunder-and-depopulation-of-central-africa/uploads/pdf-247Merchants%20of%20Death%20final%201.pdf
http://libyadiary.wordpress.com/2011/07/14/keith-harmon-snow-the-partitioning-of-sudan/
http://libya360.wordpress.com/2012/03/07/keith-harmon-snow-the-plunder-and-depopulation-of-central-africa/
Syria, the story thus far
Can you believe that I almost feel sorry for the American military?
In case you're distressed about the possibility of a Romney-Ryan government, here's some good news:
By WILlIAM BLUM
The Anti-EMPIRE Report
October 2nd, 2012
www.killinghope.org
Burmese/Myanmar Human Rights Activist Slams Pussy Riot Girls.
By NOOKI RUKI
9/2212
Tape Surfaces of Meeting Between Rahm Emanuel, Scott Walker and the Koch Brothers on How to Bust the Chicago Teachers Union.
Charles Koch Heard Expressing Admiration for the Ludlow Massacre and Quoting Jay Gould --- “I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half.”
By DIMPLE FUGGIT
9/11/12
US Says It Has No Intention of Seeking Extradition of Assange.
State Department SpokesShit Lies That the US Had Anything To Do with the UK’s Efforts to Extradite Assange.
Obama Adminstration’s Horseshit Duplicity Resembles the Very Horsehit Duplicity Found in the Diplomatic Cables Released by Wikileaks.
“What four year old can’t see through Obama’s shit. It’s so Stinky and Watery and Post Dulles Brothers.”
If you’re an American the truth will make you dissolve like a slug under a dump truck load of road salt.
Vote Obama. He lies just like Whitey.
VICETORIA POOTANG
Published August 21, 2012
Eat Pussy, America. Americans, All Pussy. No Riot.
US and its flunkies defend Pussy Riot while the rest of the world defends Assange.
FOX loves it some Pussy.
PR Speak or Free Speech. America is a Cunt. O Excuse me --- Pussy.
By PERCY ROTGUT
8/18/12
The United States and its comrade-in-arms, Al Qaeda. And other tales of an empire gone mad.
Bring back the guillotine
Items of interest from a journal I've kept for 40 years, part VII
By WILLIAM BLUM
The Anti-Empire Report
August 10th, 2012
www.killinghope.or
Clinton Says, “We Really Fucked Up by Arming the Syrian Rebels. They Hate the US More than the Assad Regime and the Rest of the Middle East.”
Civil war mix of Islamists, foreign radicals, sectarian hate fuels fear over US control of post-Assad Syria.
US Special Forces members beheaded by Syrian rebels.
By WILLY F. BUCKY
7/8/12
“Praise a Spiteful Jesus for the Koch Brothers, Twin Porn Stars of the Apocalypse."
Koch Brothers Invest Tens of Millions in White, Christian Porn Initiative.
XXX Designed to Promote Greater Breeding Among White Race.
Karl Rove and Grover Norquist Slated to Become the Ron Jeremy and Peter North of the New Fundamentalist Porn. Ralph Reed to Star as the Tom Hardy of Family Based Porn.
By TUBBY QUEEF
2/5/12
DOD Brings Down India’s Power Grid in Grand Experiment, Tries to Blame ‘Jester’ Using the Hacker’s Moniker ‘Tango Down’.
Indian Grid to 600 Million People Back Up in One Day after DOD Attack. PEPCO?
NICKOLA TESTICLE
8/2/12
US Armed and Led Syrian rebels seize rural territory while Assad forces focus on major cities
By LOOSY SHYTE
7/30/12
'Ghost Taser’ Revolutionizes Spiritualism, Military.
Apparitions ‘Gel’ After Being Struck by Ionizing Taser.
By CASPAR FRIENDLY
7/21/12
The Dark Knight Rose In America A Fucking Long Time Ago.
13 Remaining Colorado Gunshows in July Need Not Be Concerned Attendance Might Be Down After Shootings, According to NRA Poll.
So Many Funerals Will Not Deter Enthusiasts.
NRA Steps In with Door Prizes of Semi-Automatics, Body Armor, Flags, Bumper Stickers, Stun Guns, Caches of Armor Piercing Ammo, Magic Kevlar Underpants with Nut Knicker Protection, Free Viewing of ‘The Dark Knight Rises.’
NRA’s David Keene --- “Fuck the Second Amendment. We prefer our rank and file be functionally illiterate and we work hard to promote ignorance. The NRA’s all about the money.”
By JON WAN
7/21/12
5000 Year Afghan Civilization Suddenly Cannot Rule Itself After Uncle Slimey Bombs and Strafes It For Ten Years.
“We did just fine for millennia before these colonial and neo-colonial fucks showed up.”
Are Karzai Officials Vichy Traitors?
By JOCK PARTLO
July 17, 2012
Road head resulting in fatal crash offers rare look at U.S. commando presence in Mali, worldwide.
How Special are these Commando Dildos? Jesus would like to know.
By CRAY SHITLOOK
7/8/12
Corruption in US still a problem as international donors meet over Afghan Aid.
US Financial Sector Singled Out.
London Banking Cartel Called 'Irredeemably Corrupt'; 'Scaffold Worthy'.
By FULIMI WONCE & FULIMI TWISSE
7/7/12
'Here Comes the Sun.’ Here Comes Ra.
By LENNY UBATZ
7/7/12
JP Morgan Withholds E-Mails That Show Depraved Behavior.
What's Jamie Dimon Been Fucking Besides You?
By TOM SHAMBAG
7/6/12
Elliott Abrams Confesses US Was Behind Disappearances, Baby Thefts in Argentina’s Dirty War.
By CLONE PONE
7/5/12
Julian Assange
No shelter from the drones of infinite justice or the bacteria of enduring freedom
Barack Obama, his mother, and the CIA
How the owners of a society play with their property
By WILLIAM BLUM
The Anti-Empire Report
July 3rd, 2012
www.killinghope.org
Jim Inhofe’s Power to be Out 7 to 10 Days Due to Storm.
Senator Wastes No Time Requesting Special Treatment As Millions of Locals Suffer.
Grandchildren Build ‘Igloo’ Out of Thawed Rancid Meat from the Family Freezer and Assorted Dead Pets.
By Process of Elimination Inhofe Blames Jesus for Global Climate Change.
By FUCK AWFF
7/1/12
End Rapes in the Military: Bring Back the Molly Mule.
Pack Animal Source of Much Comfort and Sexual Relief Among Early Imperialist US Forces.
By O.B. TRUDAT
7/1/12
Obama Proposes Solution to Unemploymant --- War With Russia!! --- and China!!!
Clinton accuses Russia of selling attack helicopters to Syria. Says US/NATO is the only set of international thugs allowed to sell arms.
By COLUM YNCH and JIZZY LIZZY
6/11/12
US, UN, NATO Gets Its Dirty War in Syria.
With Mild Washington Summer Comes Pleasant News of More Bloodshed in Middle East, North Africa.
Sad Xenophobic Hick, Jim Breuer, Makes Transition from Mere Asshole to Kleptocratic Asset.
By LOOCY SLOP
6/10/12
Bloomberg, NYPD Are Brutish Anti-Semites.
By RUDEY AFANCULIANI
5/24/12
Syrian Rebels and al-Qaeda Terrorists Get Cornucopia of Arms, Cash, Training, Intelligence, Bombs and Special Forces Support from US Through Gulf ‘Neighbors’.
REAL NEIGHBORLY, HUH?
By KAREN DUWRONG and LETITTE SLYDE
May 15, 2012
Blasts Rock Syrian Capital.
Twin Bombings Bear al-Qaeda/CIA Hallmarks.
Taking a Page from the Reagan Playbook, Obama Works Hand in Hand with al-Qaeda.
“It’s just like the old days when we were fucking with the Soviets in Afghanistan,” CIA Spokesman Confirms.
BY SLEEZE SLYZY & JOBBY WARWICK
May, 11, 2012
Putting Syria into some perspective
President Obama's accomplishments
Joseph Biden
By WILLIAM BLUM
The Anti-Empire Report
April 6th, 2012
www.killinghope.org
Why Make Ozzie Lie?
By HOPE YAPYOOKE & DI FACEDOWN
4/10/12
Inflationary Fiat Currency Has Driven Up What U.S. Pays Families of Afghan Victims in Massacres to $50,000 Each.
In Vietnam Blood Money Was Only $35.00.
By BEA ELZABUB
3/26/12
The Saga of Bradley Manning, Julian Assange, and Wikileaks, to be put to ballad and film
By WILLIAM BLUM
The Anti-Empire Report
March 5th, 2012
www.killinghope.org
The Anality of Evil: Enlisting in Military to Murder People in Their Beds, in Their Homelands for Wall Street Banksters and International Kleptocrats IS a Sign of Low IQ, Not to Mention a Lack of a Moral Base.
Fairfax County, VA Home to Stooges for The Military Industrial Complex Is to a Certainty the Most Immoral County in the US Which Is Sure as Fuck Saying Something.
Fairfax County debates booby prize for high school graduates enlisting in military.
Are These Kids Too Dumb to Read Major-General Smedley Darlington Butler’s “WAR IS A RACKET!’ I know mom’s too dumb. But Fuck! It’s Only Fucking 80 Pages. And It May Save Your Fucking Legs, Or Your Balls. Or Your Life. Or your bloody sanity. And its online:
http://www.ratical.org/ratville/CAH/warisaracket.html
By ENEMA BRAUNLICHER
2/8/12
Breitbart Dies of a Broken Heart. Or, At Least an Enlarged One.
In Late Night Phone Calls to His Psychiatrist, Bar Tender, Coke Dealer, Suicide Hot Line, Breitbart Revealed Stress Of Being a Lying Shitbag and Working Every Day with Lying Shitbags.
Besides a Just God Who Would Want to Kill Breitbart?
By STEVE DOUCHEY
2/1/12
Romney Margin of Victory In Michigan Was Huge Because Media Doesn’t Read Its Own Exit Polls.
53% of Santorum’s Vote Came from Democrats Who Wanted to Derail Romney Nomination.
By RALF CHOWMAIN
2/29/12
Israeli, US, Media’s Bloodlust to Attack Iran Rises to a Fever Pitch!
BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOD Chant the Surgically Enhanced Media Beards as long as it’s not their children being bombed.
US Intelligence won’t go along. Tells warmongers to FUCK OFF!
Sixteen separate US intelligence agencies tell Clinton and Obama “We don’t want any part of your dirty, motherfucking war you filthy fucking criminal freaks.”
U.S. does not believe Iran is trying to build nuclear bomb. But that doesn’t stop the pussies in the media calling for more people to die.
By FUK YU
February 23, 2012, 6:11 p.m
Rip Van Winkle Regains Consciousness
Van Winkle: U.S. "Slipping Into A Fascist System"
By ALFIE PUTZLICKER
February 19, 2012
Heavy Metal: Diaper Music for the Fighting Man!
By SISSY METALMOUTH
2/23/12
Former Bush Officials, Others Appear to be Victims of Extraordinary Rendition.
Shilling for Terrorist Group Lands Several Former US Officials in Secret Prisons.
Violation of National Defense Authorization Act Cited as Reason for Imprisonment.
By WILD BILL DOUCHEBAG
2/14/12
National Defense Authorization Act Is a Perfect Fit for the American Psyche.
The Self-Censorship of the Great American Bald Lemming.
The Great American Bald Lemming is one dumb Motherfucker.
Capitalism Proves That a Highly Developed Brain Is Just Another Evolutionary Dead End.
By DEWEY CHEETUM
2/12/12
Decades of Agency Meddling In South Sudan leads to a wave of destabilization and killings.
Object to Drive Chinese Oil Interests Out.
CIA=Cult of Inebriated Assholes.
By Sudsy Ragu
1/30/12
When the Kleptocrats Cry and Whimper About Their Individual Rights That They themselves Have Perverted Or Eliminated For Their Own Ends, Don’t Come Whining to the 99% For Mercy.
By TUNNELL VIJON
1/30/12
Company Lawyers Claim Navy Seals Are the Genetically Altered Intellectual Property of Monsanto. Monsanto Asks US For $3 Trillion in Compensation; All Offspring Property of Company.
Supreme Court Agrees Along Papal Lines.
MONTY GRUNT
1/28/12
Sixty Percent of US Cyber-Security Hires Are Members of Anonymous.
By LUNI POONI
1/29/12
Bill Gates pushes ‘debt revolution’ for small farms in developing world.
By WARD SCHNEID
1/24/12
Rick Perry defends Marines caught urinating on Taliban corpses.
“I urinate in public all of the time. I urinate on my dog. I urinate in my wife’s mouth.”---Perry Says.
Public urination in Texas encouraged because it improves the smell.
Marines Say Urination Is Corps’ New Way of Marking Territory.
By FONT DE LEON
1/15/12
Congress/Obama’s Military Lock Down of American Citizens Designed to Protect Wall Street Banksters/Corporate Kleptocracy from Attack.
Like Egypt, Generals In Control of US Security.
How Is Terrorist Defined? If You Breath, You’re Already a Terrorist. Just Depends on When and Why They Want to Get You Out of the Way.
Facts for Four Year Olds --- Elected Officials Are Lying Cunts for the Rich.
By PAIGE TURNER
1/7/12
Obama Sicks Egyptian Military on Republican Funded NGOs Operating in Cairo.
Corporate Sociopaths at War With One Another. Soros and Buffett Foil Koch Brothers.
Thousands Die in Monetary Clash of Titans.
‘Right Wing’ NGOs Attacked on Behalf of US, European Interests. Israel Policy Scapegoated
By BLYTHE SPIROCETE
12/31/11
Liberian President Given Dynamite Prize for Sucking Cock of US Africom Forces in Africa.
Uncle Slimey’s Purchase of Liberian Presidency Puts Permanent Military Bases in Africa.
Ellen Johnson Sirleaf listed as a war criminal by The Truth and Reconciliation Commission yet wins election to the presidency of Liberia and, of course, the Nobel Prize like most war criminals.
By WARNER SCHNITZEL
12/13/11
Tom Cruise Sings the Scientology Blues. Beaucoup Boo-Hoos.
Cruise Says: “I’d Like to Quit Scientology But They Have Tapes of Me That Would Ruin My Career.”
‘Audited’ Sessions Too Revealing,” Star Confesses after One Too Many At a Hollywood Dinner Party.
Cult Has Been Keeping Close Tabs on Cruise for Many Years.
By NUTTY BAGMAN
12/12/11
Hank Paulson Claims He Had Dick Cheney’s Flesh Pistol in His Mouth and the De Facto President Was About to Pull the Trigger ala Harry Whittington but in Spooge Time When Paulson Gave Wall Street Inside Information About the Government's Scheme for the Defrauded Mortgage Giants Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. “Do you know how difficult it is to get Cheney’s jizz out of a $5000.00 suit?” Paulson Whines.
Hank Paulson Says “If you want the money back that me and my cronies at Goldman Sachs stole, you’ll have to pry it from our cold dead hands.”
Second Amendment Advocates Cower in Fear at Wall Street Titan; Hide in Their Basements and Polish Their Pieces.
Tracy Lawrence, Notary Public Who Blew The Whistle On Massive Foreclosure Fraud, Found Murdered.
Ken 'The Cooch' Cuccinelli Says He’s Ready to Shine the Tea Party Flunkies and Virginia rednecks for the Koch Brothers. David Koch Calls Cuccinelli ‘My Little Ken Doll Dago Cunt.’ Futures Market Opens Betting on When Wall Street Banksters Will Die.
By RICK SANTELLI
12/3/11
Crčche Crushed: Gated Community Gives Bums Rush To Nativity Scene.
Residents Say Holy Family, Wise Men "Too Arab"; "Too Poor"; "Dress Like Terrorists".
By JEFFEY LUBE
12/22/04
Some thoughts that OCCUPY my mind.
USrael and Iran.
American exceptionalism — A survey.
By WILLIAM BLUM
The Anti-Empire Report
December 2nd, 2011
www.killinghope.org
Obama, Homeland Security Shit on the First Amendment, Beating, Trying to Silence Occupy Wall Street Protesters, While Second Amendment Pussies Cower at the Power of the Banksters.
Guns Do Cowards Make.
By DAVID KEENE
12/01/11
US Banksters Should Get Same Treatment.
CHINA: BROTHERS, FATHER GET DEATH SENTENCE FOR FRAUD.
Are Extra-Judicial Executions of US Financial Class the Answer?
By Lloyd Blankfein
11/17/11
Death Squad General Wins Presidential Election in Guatemala after Death Squads and US Special Forces Murder Civilians to Create Atmosphere of Terror.
By JUAN FORERO
11/7/11
In the Cradle of Democracy the People Have No Say.
MERKEL'S BONER! G-20 Shills and Banksters Burn Effigy of Pericles. Angela Merkel Torches Father of Democracy.
Kleptocracy gains as Greek Referendum is Trampled by US and Euro Economic Fascism.
The Greeks Have Survived Metaxas & Papadopoulos, But Can They Survive the Neo-Fascism of Lloyd Blankfein and Goldman Sachs?
By BERNIE MADOFF
11/4/11
In Iran, speculation grows about Israeli strike.
Netan-Yahoo Hopes Bloody War With Iran Will Get Israelis off the Fucking Streets "Before I Have to Kill a Few Thousand of Them Myself to Preserve Our Kleptocracy."
By POLE BEANBAG
November 4, 2011
Wall Street Protesters Beware Now That You’ve Backed the Banking/Corporate Rabid Dog Sociopaths Into a Corner.
THE KLEPTOCRATS ARE COLD BLOODED MURDERERS!
Shamar Thomas’s Life’s Now In Danger from Very Powerful Forces.
Tea Party Anti-Government Canard Exposed for What It Was --- Bigotry Co-opted by Big Money and Populated By Pussies.
By LEON SHAM
10/27/11
Wall Street, Obama Rule by Fear and Terror.
Obama hints he may not step down in 2016. Cites security concerns.
Cain's Ad Explained.
By LLOYD BLANKFEIN
10/26/11
As the Junk Bond Dogs in Blue Protect Wall Street, Obama Lies to a Grateful Nation. Larger Troop Presence and a Hundred Thousand mercs to Remain in Iraq. Thousands More Plus Huge Air presence Still in the Region as Republicans Blow It Out their Ass.
US Kleptocracy Fucks Up. Apparently, America’s Boys Died For Russian, Japanese and Chinese Oil. So Far Only One Major Oil Deal Goes to US Firm Excluding Deals With Kurds. “We’re Only Human,” Cheney Tells Oil Execs.
Rebuilding of US Bombed Iraqi Infrastructure Largely Still in Hands of US Corporations, Bechtel, Halliburton and Fluor: Bribes, Fraud and Cost Overruns Still Available Upon Request.
Oil in Libya, South Sudan, Afghan Pipeline Likely to Suffer the Same Fate as Chinese and Russian Firms Outwit and Outbid US Companies.
By JAMIE 'ROUGH TRADE' DIMON
10/21/11
At memorial for Iran-contra felon Clair George, CIA colleagues’ loyalty endures
By JAMES JESUS D'ANGLETONGUE
10/17/11
Secret Memo from David Koch to Charles Koch Outlines the Differences between the Tea Party and the Wall Street Protestors. "This ain't the conformist, racist Tea Party pussies. We sure as shit can't co-opt these Wall Street protestors."
By BUBBA WADWORD
10/11/11
Exclusive: Computer Virus Reroutes Drones Back to Source.
Creech Air Force Base Attacked by One of Its own Drones.
“Oh my God. We took one right up our own ass.”
If Giordano Bruno Could Figure Out Imperial ‘Blowback’ in 1584, What Does that Say About the American Kleptocracy and Its Characterless Media Other Than They’ve Perfected Their Own Demise?
BULL YIPPS
10/9/11
Robert Ford, the ‘Angel of Death’ in Syria
By DAVID IGNORAMUS
10/7/11
Death of Steve Jobs Won’t Slow Down Slaughter in Congo.
Bloody Exploitation for Coltan, Tantalum, Rare Earths to Go On.
By BERYL COLTAN
10/7/11
The crime of making Americans aware of their own history
The lies that will not die
Carl Oglesby
Items of interest from a journal I've kept for 40 years, part V
By WILLIAM BLUM
The Anti-Empire Report
October 4th, 2011
www.killinghope.org
Death to Wall Street. Death to Banksters. Its Only a Matter of Time.
When Manufactured Threats Are Meaningless: With the Collapse of the Global Economy Wrapped in the Collapse of the Global Environment As our Realities the Threat from Terrorism Is a Fabrication Humanity Can’t Afford.
Protesters Clear in Their Message. It’s the Simpletons in the media with the Muddled Minds.
Funny, the Media Didn't Have Any Trouble Discerning and Supporting Racist Tea Party's Lack of Principles.
Obama Met with Cheney on Terrorism Canard Three Months Before 2008 Election.
“If we can sell every useless article known to man in large quantities, we should be able to sell our fine story [of a Soviet threat] in larger quantities.” --- Robert Lovett, Truman’s Sec. of Defense, adviser to the Eisenhower administration and Madison Avenue Barker. Now think Iraq, Libya, Afghanistan, War on Terrorism, 9/11 Mosque, Nancy Grace etc. etc. while you tug on the ring in your nose the kleptocracy leads you by...
BY BUBBA WADWORD
10/2/11
Slice of the Pie: Cops Beating People for Wall Street Receive Free Pizza and Beer from Brokerages. COPS AND WALL STREET'S REAL MOTIVE --- DOMESTIC OPPRESSION.
Some Pizza Boxes Appear to Contain Hundred Dollar Bills Under the Pies. “Order a Pie with Everything and there’s $500.00 of Goldman Sachs Money.”
“We steal hundreds of billions and these asshole cops do Wall Street’s bidding for a few Franklins and extra pepperoni.” --- Rick Santelli.
New York Po Po: Junk Yard Dogs to the Rich.
Wall Street Demonstrations Test Police Trained to be the Muscle for a Criminal Kleptocracy, Not to Fight Terrorism. Real Motive DOMESTIC OPRESSION.
By JOSEPH WOMBAT
9/29/11
Uncle Slimey, Obama face hurdles in turning Arab Spring into US National Security Winter.
By MARY BETHSAIDA SHEEPBAH
9/26/11
National Socialist Movement Disavows Any Connection to the Tea Party; Calls Tea Party Too Racist and Anti-Semitic.
SELF-LOATHING IS A HUGE PART OF THE TEA PARTY AGENDA.
By KRYSTAL METH
9/24/11
Amazon Uses Nazi Blueprint for Slave Labor at Peenemunde in their Warehouse Facilities.
“I aim for the stars. But sometimes I hit London.” --- Wernher von Braun. Sales soar on the backs of slave labor at Amazon.
Desperate American Economic Refugees Exploited by Amazon. The Third World Comes to Allentown, PA.
By IMA STOOGEY
9/19/11
Like Nazi Scientists before them Venezielan Oil Kleptocracy and Technicians Find Homeland in Colombia.
Colombia’s US sponsored military hit teams, death squads to Venezuelan oilmen’s liking.
Venezuelan oilmen pushed out by Hugo Chavez find happy utopia of oppression in Colombia.
Why the Fuck Would the Average Venezuelan Give a Shit What a Cunt Like Juan Forero Has to Say Now that They Have a Roof Over Their Heads, Food, Clothing, Healthcare and Education for their Children. Forero’s Shit Is for US Consumption, a Nostalgia for Oppression and Killing Fields Lost. Why isn't Forero confined to the editorial page --- of das Reich?
By JUAN FORERO
9/17/11
Egypt’s Military Rulers Crackdown for US and US’s Client, Israel.
Mideast --- Pure PNAC.
By BIG TONY PAYOLA
9/17/11
Communism Saves the World!!!
China Buys US, European Debt to Prevent Western Workers from Starving at the Hands of Their Murdering, Thieving Western Masters.
It is with regret that I pronounce the fatal truth: Capitalism ought to perish rather than hundreds of millions of virtuous citizens; the Capitalists must die that the world may live.
By NETTY DEBTY
9/16/11
Its Imperial Folly Makes America a Target Every Day.
Members of debt panel have debts of their own to companies that own the lobbyists.
Debt Panel IS DEATH Panel for Poor and Working Class. And there are many such panels.
By DAN OGLE
9/6/11
“To wage by force or guile eternal warre” – Satan in John Milton’s Paradise Lost.
The Great Satan! Satan’s Foreign Policy Now Official US Foreign Policy.
“A decade after the 9/11 attacks, Americans live in an era of endless war.” Headline for Megalamorial Day’s Post.
The Rich Are Different. They’re Sociopaths.
By YASO ADIODI
9/5/11
Loss of Libya to Western Kelptocratic Imperial Forces Spells End Of Women’s Rights.
Hillary Clnton and Susan Rice Play Wack-a-Mole with Women’s Rights to Steal Libyan Oil.
Females Among NATO Forces Unconcerned about Al-Qaeda led Libyan Rebels Attitude Toward Women. “Can’t be any worse than the U.S. Joint Chief’s attitude.”
New Libyan Leader Abdelhakim Belhaj Will Not Meet with Female Emissaries from the West.
American Women Dig in Their Stilleto Heels for Cheap Oil. Poll Shows US Gals Say Let Libyan Women Suffer.
LOTTA HOOEY
9/2/11
Libya and the world we live in.
A word from the man the world's mightiest military powers have been trying to kill.
The state of our beloved capitalist system, early 21st century.
By WILLIAM BLUM
The Anti-Empire Report
September 1st, 2011
www.killinghope.org
Mike Huckabee Releases 9/11 Cartoon For Kids, Critics Call Profits 'Blood Money.'
"If you ask me brother Huckabee's a fucking cartoon." --- God
By LIAN SHAM
8/15/11
True Blood: Jesus Christ Endorses Rick Perry for President. Perry Announces his ‘Pogrom for the Planet.’
Anointed With the Blood of the Lamb, Perry Swears All Who Oppose Him Will Be Cast Into the Fires of Hell.
Perry and the New Apostolic Reformation Plan to Introduce Legislation that Will Force Jews to Convert to Christianity to Hasten the Apocalypse and the Rapture.
Waterboarding of Non-Believers the Equivalent of Baptism Says Perry Supporter Don Finto.
By LOTTA HOOEY
8/12/11
The Golden Tools: Kochs Stoop to Anything to Conquer.
The Koch Brothers Wipe Their Asses On Democracy.
By GROVER ASSCYST
8/9/11
London Is Burning: What the rich have wrought.
Riots spread through UK capital city, rest of country.
Coming Soon to a Kleptocratic Municipality Near You.
By MIKE BAKUNIN & PETE KROPOTKIN
Monday, August 08, 2011
US helicopter shot down defending US borders from foreign invasion --- Oh sorry. It was shot down during the imperialist adventure in Afghanistan while the transfer of wealth from the US's poor and middle class to its rich kleptocracy including the military industrial complex remains strong indeed.
Pumping wealth uphill is very costly and non-union labor intensive the Koch brothers remind us.
By SUGE COOLEY
7/8/11
Why Bahrain Remains an Ally --- While Libya gets the Shit Kicked Out of It, While US, Israeli, French and British Intelligence Subvert Syria, Yemen Gets Droned into Submission, Somalia Is Starved Out by the West, Iran Has Western Agents Crawling Up Its Ass, Afghanistan Is in Flames, And Iraq’s and the US’s Corrupt Kleptocracy Needs American Schmucks from Resume Speed Wyoming to Protect Their Ill Gotten Goods.
By TOM LIPPSERVICE
8/4/11
Younes Killing Signals Death Struggle for Libya’s Once Frozen Billions.
International Banks, Goldman Sachs, Exxon, the Fed, Libyan Expats, Likud, American Crossroads, Berlusconi, Sarkosy, MI5, CIA, US State Department, Saudi Arabia, the Mexican Drug Cartels, Russian Mafia etc. Begin Fight to the Death for Libya’s Bank Accounts.
“120 Billion Dollars unfrozen. Shit! That’s a lot of canolis,” --- Berlusconi chirps.
By CASH MAKESMEDICKHARD
7/30/11
Arguing Libya
The Berlin Wall — Another Cold War Myth
We came, we saw, we destroyed, we forgot
The occult world of economics
By WILLIAM BLUM
The Anti-Empire Report
www.killinghope.org
“Turkeys at Their Own Thanksgiving.”
Bigotry and Ignorance Define Cantor’s Constituents.
With an Electorate this Stupid No Wonder the US Is a Junk Bond Country.
In Cantor’s District, Republicans Spread their Cheeks for the Rich. "I mean why be on the side of the poor -- or the former middle class? They don't have any money."
By ORAL FLEEBUS
7/24/11
Poll Finds 98% of Respondents Believe Murdoch Ordered Wire Hacks --- And Are Fine With It.
Most People in Survey Demand Video Hacking of Private Lives For Their Personal Amusement.
By SMOOZY GAZERGO
7/17/11
Dominique Strauss-Kahn Set Up by His Own Employer, IMF, with Help from Obama and CIA/Mossad Drug Connects.
Strauss Kahn Was Against International Kleptocrats Stealing All of Greece --- Portugal, Ireland, Spain, Italy, Wisconsin, Ohio, Michigan, Alabama--- Aw Fuck! They can have Alabama.
US Media, Comics, Public Prove to be Gaping Xenophobic Assholes Again.
By JONAH BONAH
7/2/11
Libya: Unending American hostility
America and its perpetual quest for love
This just in! American leaders do have feelings!
An excerpt from William Blum's memoir of the 1960s-1970s: West-Bloc Dissident
By WILLIAM BLUM
The Anti-Empire Report
July 1st, 2011
www.killinghope.org
Google Asks: ‘How can we eliminate violent radicalism?’
Answer: Eliminate violent corporations like Google the World’s Number 1 Government Snitch.
Is Google Ideas Conference a Sting Operation?
Company that seeks to destroy ideas all together through technology proposes starting with people that have the balls to fight back.
Ideas think tank gathering former extremists to battle radicalization. “So we fucked up your country and slaughtered your babies,” Google says. “No hard feelings.”
By HILARITY KLINKER
6/24/11
Hillary Clinton Says “You’re Either on the Side of our Very Recent Ally Qadhafi or You’re on the Side of Big Oil, Wall Street, the Arms Makers and Their Stooges like Me in Washington.”
Clinton Adds, “Fuck the people of Libya. The opposition we now support and intend to fuck over is just a bunch of jihadist terrorists. And fuck little brown people all over the world for that matter. We’re so brutish and ignorant that we’ll bomb the shit out of ya and we not certain how to spell or pronounce your fuckin’ name --- Gaddafi, Ghadafi, Qadafhi, Qaddafi, Kadafi, Quadaffi, Quadafi, Kaddafi, Khadafi, Khadafy, Gadaffi, Qadhafi, Quadafi, Quadaffi, Quadhafi. etc. etc ad nauseam.”
"The Whole Spectrum of Governance in the US Consists of a Robot Army of Gaping Asshole Whored Out Homicidal Maniacs." --- Isaac Asimov.
By HUNKLEY BRUNKLEY
6/24/11
Citizens for American Principles Raises its Estimates on the Number of Kleptocrats that Must be Killed to Solve the Debt Crisis and Allow the Planet to Flourish.
As Theft, Murders and Threats by the Likes of Bob Diamond, the Koch Brothers and Lloyd Blankfein Escalate, CAP Estimates 5,000 Wall Street Psychopaths Must Be Eliminated to Save the World.
In light of recent actions by Wall Street, Citizens for American Principles or CAP has been forced to revise its estimates for Early Sociopathic Euthanasia from 2000 to 5000 of the top CEOS, Wall Street traders and bankers and members of the military industrial complex.
Sociopathic Behavior Rampant Among Corporate CEOs, Study Shows.
By PETER OWT
6/23/11
God Bless America. And its Bombs.
The Targets
The survivors
The fall of the American Empire would offer a new beginning for the long-suffering American people and the long-suffering world.
Items of interest from a journal I've kept for 40 years, part IV
By WILLIAM BLUM
The Anti-Empire Report
June 2nd, 2011
www.killinghope.org
Harold Camping Is No Isaac Newton
Isaac Newton Predicted the End of the World in 2060.
Since He’s the Darling of Western Rationalism and the Father of the Calculus, His Prediction is the One I’d Fuckin’ Worry About.
GOTFRIED LIVENUTZ
5/22/11
SWAT TEAMS=DEATH SQUADS. Krupnik and his Arizona Swat Team Pigs Wallow in Their Own Shit.
In Kentucky You Better Not be Taking a Shit When the Police Come Knocking.
Diebolt Introduces Device that Can Detect a Toilet Flushing From 600 Yards and a Drone from 1000 Feet.
By DENNY DEFEATO
5/16/11